[Originally posted at Ana Mardoll's Ramblings.]
[Every straight boy in school lusts for Bella apparently independent of differing tastes in women so it seems like the rule is, "If you find women of any sort attractive, you will find Bella hyper attractive." So why does Edward never mention the lesbians attracted to Bella? Could it be because he worries this would happen?]
Bella: "Oh-my-god, really?"
Bella runs off to ask Mikalah to go out with her. They live happily ever after. Edward is all alone.