Thursday, October 6, 2011

Bankers Left Behind

[Originally posted at Slacktivist and The Slacktiverse.]
[In response to droog saying, "The bankers would win. They profit from destruction and would therefore make record profits when the universe catches on fire," about the oncoming end of the world.]

Maybe that's what the shady international bankers were meeting about. (Back in book one.)

Gentleman I've gathered you all here today to speak on a matter of the utmost importance. I have discovered that forces are at work today which will, in seven short years, destroy the universe as we know it. If we do nothing, the effects will be catastrophic. We must act.

We are here to day to determine the best course of action. We Are Not Leaving This Room until we have figured out how to short the universe.


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