[Originally posted at Ana Mardoll's Ramblings, but be warned that the topic of conversation is emphatically not light.]
Posted in response to so very much, some of which was rot13ed for good reason, some of which involved talking coyotes and flying rattlesnakes, but what finally set it off was this revelation:
And he's the Protagonist's secret twin brother for NO DANG REASON.
How is it possible that this story wasn't a lighthearted comedy where self aware characters snarked about the absurdity of their circumstances and during cease fires the good children would have tea with Coyotes and remark, "So, winged snakes... did not see that coming." / "Neither did I and I'm a talking canid"?