I look at the stats to this blog rather obsessively because, aside from the comments (which I also look at obsessively) they're they only way I know anyone ever sees anything that I say. I don't know that they read it, but I know that they at least viewed the page, even if only for a moment.
So imagine my surprise when I looked at the stats and discovered that this blog has never been viewed, not even once, before 50 minutes ago. And viewed only six times since then for a grand total of seven views. What with me having published 466 posts, you'd think I'd have more views than that. I mean that averages to zero point zero one five views a post, or one pageview every 66 posts on average.
So either none of you were ever real, or Google has committed yet another fuckup in their seemingly unending stream of fuckups.