Thursday, December 1, 2011

John Galt Sparkles

[Originally posted at Ana Mardoll's Ramblings.]

Apparently the Cullen clan has servants. This makes no sense to me as sparkle vampires shouldn't need servants. Some of the stuff servants do simply doesn't apply to them (cooking for example) much of the rest would be so easy for them as to make servants seem superfluous. Thinking about this made me realize that sparkle vampires are the only things that come to mind that can pull a Galt without having it bite them:

Sparkle Vampire: Society has collapsed, the undeserving have all died off.
Reader: Ok genius, who is going to do all the work now?
Sparkle Vampire sneers.
Reader: Ohhh... Right. As a sparkle vampire you are actually so self sufficient as to be able to live comfortably in a life of luxury when everyone else is is dead. Never mind.
Sparkle Vampire chuckles.


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