I got my washing machine to spin again. It was spinning great. Wonderfully. All was great.
So I put in a load of laundry. Didn't even attempt to spin. Since the water and soap goes in before the spin cycle, I now have to put dirty laundry in the dryer.
Putting dirty laundry in a dryer produces smells that aren't even supposed to exist in this universe.
I'm so, so sorry.