So I'm actually about to go to bed, and a bit late especially given how early I traditionally wake up (whether I want to or not) and how much sleep I've missed lately.
But then it occurred to me to take a blizzard shot or two. Snow traditionally shows up when you have a dark background and flash. At night everything is a dark background (pay no attention to the streetlight in front of my house) and I have a flash.
So I gave it a shot. And the lens cover thing didn't want to open because it's too damn cold:
So I manually opened it and got this nice shot of the house across the street:
And these are my front steps:
And for anyone wondering, it's much worse than it looks in the pictures.