Thursday, October 31, 2013

The cutest thing you've heard since the last time you heard a cute thing

A while ago a little girl accidentally left her happy meal toy at my house, it hadn't been opened and since I have always intended to return it in the condition it was left I have not opened it (and this time I swear I'm going to remember to return it.)

Anyway, the cute thing is what she said when she pulled out her toy and got a look at it:

It's Yoda!
Wait... no.

It is, in fact, the Wicked Witch of the West.  "Get you my little pretty, I will.  Dropped a house on my sister, you did."  That Wicked Witch of the West.

I'm not sure what gave away that it wasn't Yoda.  It might have been the broomstick that you can't really see in that picture, here's another angle:

Or it could just have been the hat.  Or the lack of pointy ears.  Whatever.


  1. Maybe Yoda is her other sister?

  2. When it's a manly man whose wife gets killed by a careless driver, he can go out on a blood-soaked revenge spree and everybody says "yay him". When it's an ugly woman whose sister is caught by a falling house, not so much.

    1. True this. Although she did get a revisionist counterpoint, I guess, though I'm not familiar with Wicked.