Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Left Behind: Some more scenes from the boat with Mike

[Originally posted at Slacktivist.]
[Just some silliness, original words in bold italics.]

“Would you believe you were an almost instant answer to prayer?”
Mike: No, Mr. Williams, I would not believe that.
Buck: Would you believe an answer to a prayer that came within two days?
Mike: No.
Buck: How about two cops in a rowboat?
[As a note, in canonical Left Behind Mike isn't interrupted and he says he murdered people in the manner of Paul.]
In the manner of Paul the apostle--
Buck: Oh, so you went around persecuting Christians until you converted on the road to Damascus at which point you and your buddy Pete expanded preaching to the gentiles in an effort that all might be saved because it's the job of evangelists to spread the good news and not, you know, kill people.
Mike: What the fuck have you been smoking? There's no good news, just God committing mass murder repeatedly culminating in the coming of Turbo-Jesus.
Buck: No, it's right there in the name. Evangelist. Ev=good, angel=messenger, ist=person who does.



  1. Well, that's better than thinking that God committing mass murder repeatedly culminating in the coming of Turbo-Jesus is good news.

  2. ...hmmmm.
    I don't know, Firedrake. (You say tomato, I say, "SILENCE!")

    ...yeah, I guess you're right...

    1. Ah, the Caped Cod. I swear that's the worst show I've ever seen but the episode with the evil fish (that particular evil fish if there was more than one such episode) had some fun in it.