[Originally posted at Slacktivist.]
[In response to Fred saying a pastor wasn't concerned with God so much as Team God.]
So it's like:
Team Edward - Sparkling and Dead is better than Alive and Human
Team Jacob - At least I still have a heartbeat
Team Atheism - You know, we do in fact exist.
Team God - Other options exist, but they're all WRONG.
Team Leah - Why does the author hate me so much?
Team Alice - I know how this ends...
Team Rayford - Your life and death do not concern me.
Team Buck - Violating Journalistic Ethics since 1995
Team Chloe - Remember when I had character? Whatever happened to that?
Team Nicolae - Is there anything I can't do? I mean, I just blew up ten cities with radiation free 100 megaton nuclear weapons without stopping auto dealerships from working just because I felt like it.
Team Eris - Marijuana of the Lunatic Fringe
Team Mike - At least I'm human for fuck's sake.
Team Eric - At least I'm not as much of an ass as Mike.
Team Hattie - What Leah said.
Team Leon - I thought I was supposed to be a major player but everyone always picks on me.
Team Bruce - I knew I shouldn't have signed a two book contract when the others were offered 12 books. Renewal my ass.
Team Tsion - Thick accent, thicker stereotypes, for the win.
Team Chaim - I killed the mother fucking Antichrist.