Still don't have my computer back and fixed, not planning on doing much new stuff until my computer is back, but I wanted something other than the "Let's harass Shakesville and Ana Mardoll's Ramblings," site as the most recent post. So it goes like this:
Toward the end of last week I found a piece of rebar on the street. Being me, I picked it up. I quickly found that it's length, radius, and general heft made it an ideal wand.
Clearly this was not a random thing discarded and forgotten owing to recent roadwork, it was destiny. Ok, that's absurd. It was a random thing. But the wand implied a hair style and thus this picture: