With the Team Leah (let's get out of here together), Team Bella (I am a rock; I am an island), Team Alice (I know how this ends...), and Team Edward (Sparkling and Dead / is better than / Alive and Human) this makes five shirts I have for sale.
The shirt Coleslaw pointed out read thus:
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTERMy version.
- GET A JOB.
- UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE YOU.
- I'M EVERYWHERE.
- YOU HURT HER, I HURT YOU.
- BE HOME 30 MINUTES EARLY.
- GET A LAWYER.
- IF YOU LIE TO ME I WILL FIND OUT.
- SHE'S MY PRINCESS, NOT YOUR CONQUEST.
- I DON'T MIND GOING BACK TO JAIL.
Rules For Dating My Daughter:
Rules For Dating My Son:
- Treat her with diginty and respect.
- This includes respecting her wishes.
- This includes not pressuring her into things.
- Don't get either of you hurt.
Ditto
I think my version is better. I don't think you'll see people buying and wearing my version any time soon.
Rules for dating my sister:
ReplyDeleteDo your best to make each other happy.
If you find you aren't happy together, break up.
I support that.
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