Originally posted in Ana Mardoll's Characterization through Buzzwords thread:
I want the Monkey Island version of Twilight.
Not sure what it would be like, not sure why I want it, but for some reason I want it.
"I'm Bella Swan, I want to be a vampire."
"So you want to be a vampire, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector."
Carlisle: "Well, alright. But you don't become a vampire just by ASKING."
Esme: "You'll have to go through..."
All Three Vampires: "The three trials!"
Bella: "Er... What three trials are those?"
Alice: "There are three trials every vampire must pass..."
Originally posted in Ana Mardoll's Chapter 7 Wrap-Up thread, note that these are all random and thus they do not go together. Anyway, Twilight: