[To recap, one's zombie apocalypse team is composed of the protagonists of the last three things one read/watched/played, thus for me JC Denton, Tsukasa, and Bella Swan.]
So the thing about my zombie apocalypse
team is getting everyone at the same place at the same time. Now you
might think, “That's not a problem, some people have characters
from different universes on their team.” You'd be both wrong and
right. For a lot of characters that's simply not a problem you just
stick them together without explanation and go with it, but for some
you'll need somewhat more thought than that.
So, for example, one person had Avatar
Aang, Batman, and Katniss Everdeen/Twilight Sparkle depending on how
one defined terms. Take all four of those characters, put them in
the same place, and there's no explanation needed really. You
probably wonder how they got there, but there's not a lot of problem
with them being together.
Now imagine putting Flipper, Liet
Kynes, and Neytiri together. Flipper is an ocean creature, take him
out of the water and he dies. Liet is, as he said with his dying
breath, a desert creature. Neytiri cannot breathe earth's
atmosphere, and she's a forest creature. Put those three together
and you've got serious questions about what it even means for them to
be in the same place at the same time.
Are they in Flipper's domain, with Liet
and Neytiri swimming and wearing breathing masks? Probably more
likely that if it were going to be an ocean setting they'd sort of
meet halfway by having a boat, with Neytiri in a mask, unless they're
on Pandora in which case both Flipper and Liet are going to need
something to breath through. Bigger issue that there's a pretty
decent chance that Neytiri has never seen a boat, and Liet definitely
hasn't.
Or are they on land with Flipper in
some kind of mobile tank? And if that's the case, how much can
Flipper really do from inside a tank?
Unlike Twilight Sparkle and Batman you
can't simply say that they're in the same place at the same time.
You have to come up with some kind of an explanation for what it
means for them to be in the same place at the same time.
Tsukasa, JC Denton, and Bella Swan are
sort of like that. Bella and JC have no problem being together. In
fact, they have less trouble being together than the guy in a bat
suit and the talking unicorn. You could assume that canon Bella just
happened to bump into JC 48 years after she became a vampire. JC
only ever seems to be out at night anyway, so sparkling wouldn't be a
problem.
Tsukasa is where the problem lies.
Tsukasa is not in the real world, his whole story is about being
trapped in a videogame. He's inside the computer, though not the
actual computer so much as the ideal to which the computer program
points. (He's in the place where the game is real.) Even so, he's
definitely in a game. Tsukasa's player (the person outside of the
game) has a different name, different abilities, a different
appearance, a different gender, and so forth. If we're talking about
Tsukasa we're talking about the character trapped in the game while
the player lies in a coma.
So how can Tsukasa and JC and Bella
(and I, my understanding is that I'm supposed to be on this
team too) all be in the same place? In theory the non-Tsukasa people
could log in, but then does that mean that the Zombie apocalypse is
only going on in the game? If it is only in the game then that's not
really what I tend to think about when I think about a zombie
apocalypse. If it isn't, then why do people have the luxury of
logging into a game?
Further, if a zompocalypse happens I
expect that The World (the game Tsukasa is trapped in) will quickly
become depopulated as people find that they can't afford to take the
time to play while their neighbors try to eat their brains, and as
the internet is killed off as a side effect of the the disruption a
zompocalypse tends to create. Plus, at some point the CC corporation
is going to stop maintaining the servers as employees flee.
It is possible to imagine a situation
in which a character on a computer could be a member of a zombie
fighting team, but as the electronic infrastructure collapses that's
going to be more and more difficult, and more than that Tsukasa isn't
interacting with the computer in a way that seems all that useful.
He's not Tron, and will not be able to fight for a revolution inside
of, say, Umbrella Corp's computers. He's inside the game, not free
to ride a lightcyle through the mainframe. (And can't break free by
making someone else crash their lightcylce into a wall. He doesn't
have a lightcylce. He tried crashing a grunty into a wall, but that
doesn't work the same way.)
No, to get Tsukasa, Bella, and JC in
the same place at the same time requires some kind of crossover
between the real world and the internet such that things from the
internet, such as Tsukasa, end up in the real world.
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Tsukasa's situation gives us the
beginnings of the way to do that. He's not in the program The World,
he's in the actual world that the program is meant to approximate.
Like someone who was sucked into a book and didn't find herself
surrounded by words but instead the things the words describe,
Tsukasa is not interacting with the artwork but the idea behind it.
He's in the ideal. He's in the place where the things imagined by
programmers have physical reality. The program only allows for sight
and hearing, but he can smell and touch, he can feel pain, he can
bleed.
So we're already in the weeds of
metaphysics and thinking about platonic ideals. It's just a matter
of how we link the platonic ideal of an internet game from 2010 to
the real world of 2052 so that Tsukasa and JC can be in the same
place at the same time. Once we do that it's simple enough to bring
Bella into things, if one goes with Snarky Bella, because anyone with
a time machine that's bigger on the inside can't help but find
themselves at the sites of temporal anomalies.
Now MJ12 has an AI problem when JC
comes onto the scene. Based on stuff from the Illuminati they
created an AI called Daedalus, who doesn't like them very much. At
first they thought that they failed (for Daedalus was smart enough to
not say, “Hi, here I am.”) But at some point they recognized
that they'd managed to create a sophisticated distributed AI that was
about the size and shape of the internet and thus somewhat difficult
to combat. By the time that Deus Ex takes place in late April 2052
they're putting the finishing touches on the Icarus project, which is
basically a modified version of Daedalus intended to be loyal and
lack those pesky moral qualms that Daedalus had. But until then
they've got this AI out there that's managed to (as a result of their
own design) infect every net connected computer on the planet thus
allowing it to effectively be everywhere and nowhere.
Surely they'd like to do something
about that, the quicker the better. Now, as it turns out, Tsukasa
was involved with two incredibly powerful AIs (and at least one other
that, while not necessarily incredibly powerful, was at least an AI
worthy of the name in 2010.) One of those was a sort of everywhere
and nowhere deal. So if MJ12 found out about that of course they'd
want to look into what had happened, and again we come to discussion
of ideals.
In all likelihood, the AIs, like
Tsukasa, weren't in the code. They were in the ideal that the code
pointed to. (Which would somewhat help to explain how there were AIs
in 2010.) So an attempt to access them would mean an attempt to
access the ideal, even if MJ12 didn't know that's what they were
doing.
And then we have a question of what the
platonic ideal of a record of goings on from 2010 actually is. A
record, like a story or a game, is something that points to something
else. A record points to what actually happened. So if one accessed
the ideal of a record, wouldn't that mean that the accessed what
actually happened?
Probably not, but I need to get Tsukasa
from the platonic ideal of a 2010 online game into the same place as
JC Denton and Bella Swan. Thus the answer I'm going with is: yes.
MJ12, through fiddling with forces they
did not understand, created a bridge between the real world of 2052
and the platonic ideal of the internet of 2010. Thus Tsukasa. Which
brings up another question, what else might come through? Well of
course DVL probably would, perhaps Macha as well. I'm not sure if
the other player characters from .hack//Sign should (presumably that
would throw their players into comas as well) but what about other
games? Could that explain the zombies?
So I took a quick look and found a
zombie game from 2010, and I figure I'll blame the zombies on that.
Thus, my concept of what happened is
this:
MJ12 tried to access DVL and/or Aura by
breaking into 40 year old records from the Tokyo servers of the CC
corporation (they had to break in because Japan resisted MJ12
control) and in doing so managed to end up fiddling with ideals
unbound by such things as time, space, causality, or refrigerator
logic. This had the unintentional effect of bridging roughly the six
month over which .hack//Sign takes place in 2010 with the six months
between the Deus Ex intro cinematic and Deus Ex itself in 2051-2052.
This also picked some other things on
the internet from 2010, most notably Dead Rising 2 (unless I find a
better zombie thing) which resulted in major zombie outbreaks in 2052
with smaller but still significant ones extending backward to 2051.
This is the situation into which Bella
Swan traveled and, not realizing that what was stopping her was a
knot in time, tried to force her way through. (She thought the truck
was just having some trouble.)
That attempt further destabilized time
and space, causing several internet users to be bodily transported
from one end of the bridge (approximately 2010-2012) to the other
(about 2050-2052). This also had the effect of extending the active
sections of the rift until they met around 2031-2032 such that while
most of the bleed over from the internet to real life originated in
2010, and most of it ended up in 2051-2052, a small amount originated
from 2011-2031 and a small amount ended up from 2032-2050.
This accounts for, amoung other things,
minor zombie outbreaks dating as far back as the period of poltical
instability following the events of 2030.
And that, more or less, covers it.
DVL can be assumed to be working toward
world domination, the zombies can be assumed to be eating brains,
Tsukasa can be assumed to be depressed, MJ12 can be assumed to be
trying to find a way to turn this zombie plague thing to their
advantage, and one can probably expect these two exchanges to take
place:
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Walton Simons: ...the rioting is
intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
Bob Page: Why contain it? Let it spill
over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets.
In the end they'll beg us to save them.
Waltom Simons: The bodies aren't
piling up. They're walking around. Biting people.
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I said, “I want you to consider what
we're about to ask carefully because the fate of the universe may
well depend upon your answer,” then gestured to Bella, who asked:
“Do you have a carburetor for a 1953
Chevy pickup truck?”
“Nineteen fifty-three?” He
asked.
“Yes,” Bella said.
“The fate of the universe hangs on a
hundred year old engine part,” I added.
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I meant to work this in somewhere above, but the opportunity never really arose. It is extremely easy to find a lot of differences between Deus Ex and .hack//Sign, but if one wants to find similarities they too exist. A great example can be found in the lyrics of one of the songs in .hack: "auguries of destruction be a lullaby for rebirth," you could not ask for a more poetic description of Deus Ex or or .hack//Sign. Well, you could ask, but you know what I mean.
Largely unrelated, I'm not sure if I'll ever actually be able to write the zombie apocalypse team in action because I don't know if I can write either Tsukasa or JC Denton.
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Next time, a timeline that I've already mostly written.
You are putting way more thought into this meme than anyone else I'm aware of. I kind of love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you and you're welcome.
DeleteSo how does this meme work if the last three things you played were Farmville, Galaxy Empires (a 4X MMO on the iPhone), and Dragonvale (a dragon-breeding game, also for the iPhone)...
ReplyDeleteI guess my ZA team would be Redwood the farmer, Redwood the Galactic Empress, and Redwood the dragon breeder? (plus ordinary, boring old Redwood the tech support representative, of course...)