I look at the stats to this blog rather obsessively because, aside from the comments (which I also look at obsessively) they're they only way I know anyone ever sees anything that I say. I don't know that they read it, but I know that they at least viewed the page, even if only for a moment.
So imagine my surprise when I looked at the stats and discovered that this blog has never been viewed, not even once, before 50 minutes ago. And viewed only six times since then for a grand total of seven views. What with me having published 466 posts, you'd think I'd have more views than that. I mean that averages to zero point zero one five views a post, or one pageview every 66 posts on average.
So either none of you were ever real, or Google has committed yet another fuckup in their seemingly unending stream of fuckups.
I read your blog via an RSS reader. I don't know whether or not Google counts that.
ReplyDelete*waves*
ReplyDeleteI hope Google fucked up, or I'm going to have to have an existential crisis. I don't want to have an existential crisis.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to have an existential crisis.
DeleteNo need for that. You exist again. Google says so.
I'm pretty sure I'm real.
ReplyDeletePretty sure.
I hope.
I already know that I am a figment of my girlfriend's imagination.
ReplyDeleteYmfon: *waves back*
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