Showing posts with label Fitzhugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fitzhugh. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Skewed Slightly to the Left - Fighting Fate

[Originally posted at Slacktivist (page 2) and The Slacktiverse.]

Cameron picked up the phone and said, “Hello.”

He recognized President Fitzhugh's voice immediately, “Your phone may be bugged.”

“It wouldn't surprise me. What do you recommend?”

“There's a cell phone in your mailbox.”

“Okay...” was Cameron's surprised and confused response. He heard Fitzhugh hang up and then headed for the mailbox.

Chloe asked, “Who was that?” Cameron signed that it was the president. The mailbox started to ring.

When Cameron picked up the phone he said, “They probably monitor cell traffic.”

“Which is why this is encrypted and I'm going to be very vauge,” Fitzhugh said. “I just called to say that if you're going to make a stand do it now. If you wait it will be too late.”

“I...” He wanted to say so much, but he'd already said it all. He already told the president that this was destined to fail. He already tried to convince him the resources would be better saved for the future and the lives would all be wasted. He'd tried to stop it. Nothing came of it. Cameron finished his sentence, “understand.”

“Good luck.”

“To you as well,” Cameron said, knowing it wouldn't be enough. The call ended. Cameron signed to Chloe that World War III had come and that he was going to the office.

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He'd called ahead and asked Alice to contact everyone and tell them to come in. Most people arrived ahead of him. There was a chance that the offices were also being monitored, but he didn't have much choice, all of the resources were there. He hoped that the Chicago offices had escaped scrutiny since he moved to New York.

He opened up with, “The third world war is about to start and we have to figure out what we're going to do about it. Anyone who likes our employer can leave now.” No one did, there was a possibility that some were staying around so they could report back to the government, but Cameron preferred to think that it was simply the case that none of them liked to bury stories and after 18 months of being told to do that they were ready for a little rebellion.

He explained that what was happening had been foretold, that the rebellion was prophesied to fail. That if they convinced people to take up arms the might be sending them to certain, and meaningless death. He also shared Fitzhugh's argument, that if things couldn't be changed then they couldn't make it worse, but if change was possible perhaps victory was as well.

Everyone leaned in the same direction. When Cameron said the rebellion was destined to fail, someone from the literary desk offered, “We defy augury.”

When he pointed out that Nicolae's forces had an overwhelming advantage Verna said, “ὑπὸ σκιῇ ἔσοιτο πρὸς αὐτοὺς ἡ μάχη” and then had to explain that it meant, “then we will have our battle in the shade,” and was originally said by Dienekes at the battle of Thermopylae after it was discovered that the Persians had enough bowmen that their arrows would blot out the sun.

When he said that they might be defying the divine plan, Alice said, “Then we'll go to Hell.”

In the end someone said, “I don't have a neat line prepared, but I say we fight the bastards.” Everyone else agreed with the sentiment except for one intern who proved that there were still references left to make, he said, “I'm all out of bubblegum.”

Cameron looked at the group, prayed that he wasn't going to get them all killed, and said, “Then it's decided. Send the word out to everyone, this is the moment they've been waiting for. Every story you've been forced to bury, dig it up. By the end of the day I want the whole world to know that siding with Nicolae is selling your soul. I want them to know that if they're going to take a stand they should stand against him.”

Realistically there was no way they could avoid detection in this effort. But if those in power in the government were too busy preparing for war than paying attention to the media machine they had created, perhaps some word would get out somewhere.

Cameron hoped to get at least one newspaper printed before goosesteeping thugs shut him down. Though he knew that the real hope was in television, radio, and the internet. The message could go out immediately there.

The message was simple: The revolution starts now.

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Skewed Slightly to the Left - Excerpt from a secret meeting

[Originally posted at Slacktivist (page 2) and The Slacktiverse.]
[Remember the meeting in Trib Force where the President of the United States randomly revealed his plans to Buck for no reason whatsoever? If it's ever rewritten for Skewed Slightly to the Left this should be in it.]

Fitzhugh: “You're one of our most useful assets.”

Cameron: “I tell you what's in the news, you could get the same information from CNN. I give you memos, but they aren't exactly classified. I don't even have a security clearance.”

Fitzhugh: “You sell yourself short. You tell us what they don't want reported and that's very useful indeed. That thing in Kansas City is something we never would have found out about without you, and that was major.”

Cameron: “What was happening in Kansas City?” (He knew there was a coverup, he never knew what it was a cover up of.)

Fitzhugh: “Do you want to have to keep that secret?” (Serious question, he will tell Cameron if Cameron says, "Yes.")

Cameron: [thinks about it] No. No, I don't. [pause] On that note, this could be a trap for all I know...

Fitzhugh: That's always a risk.

Cameron: We've been ordered not to report on the myriad shortcomings of the New Babylon construction. One of them that we uncovered before the order came down was that the antiaircraft... uh... stuff in the northwest isn't working.

Fitzhugh: That could be very useful.

Cameron: Or it could be a trap.

Fitzhugh: We'll look into it.

[Cameron tries, again, to convince Fitzhugh not to do this now. Any time but now. Fitzhugh tries to convince Cameron to use the control of the world's media he's been handed against the person who gave it to him. (Bite the hand that feed you. You know you want to.) The farewell, which is to almost the entire remaining (former) White House staff has a surprising amount of hugs in it, and Cameron realizes that none of them expect to live. They hope to win, but even if they win they don't expect that they personally will survive to see the victory. Cameron feels like a coward.]

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Misdirection and Nuclear War

[Originally posted at Slacktivist (page 6).]

Tybult wrote: Fitzhugh's got about half an hour before Buck narcs on him.

Maybe that's the point.

Look, forget about everything we know about Jerry Jenkins and Tim Lahaye and these books. Especially forget everything we know about these books. It is vitally important that you forget that, especially any knowledge that comes from having read ahead. Have you put it out of your head? Good.

Now then, one of the apparent leaders of what may be the last resistance on earth has just revealed the resistance's playbook to a close ally of the Evil Overlord. Half an hour later word comes back to the Evil Overlord that three countries are planning a major attack on the east coast of the United States.

The Evil Overlord devotes inordinate resources to watching those three countries and covertly preparing for an attack on the US east coast.

Meanwhile, a coalition of Canadians and Mongolians and Poles slip under the world's radar and then, after implementing a daring plan that is only possible because all attention is directed elsewhere, nuke New Babylon while Nicky Cheyenne Mountain is present.

At which point Fitzhugh walks up behind Buck, who is currently staring at his television in shock, and says, "You didn't really think we were going to nuke New York, did you?" Buck spins around only to be punched in the face.

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Why Canadians, Mongolians and Poles? No real reason. Originally it was just going to be Canada, but then I figured I'd stick with the idea of three countries.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Apocalypse Averted

[Originally posted at Slacktivist (page 4) and Slackitiverse on March 29th, 2011.]
[In canon Left Behind Cameron "Buck" Williams meets with the President of the United States shortly before he will be present at a treaty signing which will begin 7 years of Tribulation which will in turn kill off most life on earth and end with the apocalypse itself. Buck and the President talk about the Antichrist's new plane. What if they tried to prevent the end of the world instead?]

“Hello Cameron, care for a drink?”

“I don't drink, Fitz.” It was a fairly simple test, one that never destroyed the informal mood the way, “Is this off the record?” would. If this was a meeting between President and reporter, then Fitzhugh would indicate Williams had been presumptuous, if this was a meeting between Fitz and Cam, he'd respond in the usual way.

“Can't stomach it, Cam?”

“I never liked the taste.” Cam sat at the table and the conversation took off.

They covered everything. From the bizarre way Nicolae seemed to have taken over the world without anyone raising an eyebrow, to the fact that he somehow got a civilian made pilot of Air Force One with no one, least of all the Air Force, thinking it was strange. At one point Fitz said, “It doesn't make sense, the big things, the little things. The forest, the trees. It's like a birch grove full of pine cones.”

Cameron considered teasing, but reminded himself of two things. First was that, friend or not, the man was the President of the United States. The second was that he had once written, to his continuing shame, “to say that the Israelis were taken by surprise is like saying the Great Wall of China is long.”

Finally Fitzhugh asked Cam what he thought. Cameron wriggled uncomfortably in his chair and looked around the empty room to see if anyone was listening.

“Do I have to remind you that this is off the record?”

Cameron took a deep breath, then said, “I believe that he his the Antichrist empowered by Satan to take over the world and if he is allowed to sign the treaty in a little under three hours no power on this earth will be able to stop him.” Cameron tried to read the President. Had he just convinced his most powerful friend that he was delusional?

Fitz considered what he had heard for a full minute. Finally he said, “Well then we'd better get to work on stopping him.”

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2 hours and 43 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 2
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.01

Cameron: “Fitz, much as I might want to, we can't simply kill him.”
Fitzhugh: “You're sure about that Cam?”
Cameron: “When someone tried to kill one of the witnesses he was incinerated before my eyes and the stone on which he walked melted into glass. That's the power given to two people whose only role is to stand around repeating the same tautology for three years. Nicolae's role is to rule the world. He must have better defenses than they do.”

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2 hours and 40 minutes, conspiracy recruits new member: Michael, secret service agent.
Words to recruitment: 6
Could you come in here, please?

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2 hours and 37 minutes until planned treaty signing.
Conspiracy size: 3
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.09

Michael: “You could try to assassinate the Israelis.”
Cameron: “What?”
Michael: “I don't mean actually try, I mean look like you're trying. Everyone knows that you've joined Nicolae's staff.”
Cameron: “I haven't-”
Fitzhugh: “Cam, the important thing is that the Israelis think you have. If you start shooting it might kill the treaty.”
Cameron: “Or Nicolae kills me himself and they're closer than they ever were.”

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2 hours and 33 minutes, conspiracy recruits new member: Janice, press secretary.
Words to recruitment: 6
We're going to get the bastard.

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2 hours and 14 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 6
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.12

Jacob: “We could blow it up.”
Cameron: “Blow up what?”
Jacob: “The temple mount, the dome of the rock, the wailing wall, all of it.”
Fitzhugh: “Your solution is terrorism.”
Jacob: “We load up GC1 with explosives and fly it into the temple mount. Israel would never make a deal with the Global Community after that.”
Janice: “The temple mount is made of rock, it would be like flying a plane into a pyramid, it wouldn't do anything.”
Fitzhugh: “Is that true?”
Jacob: “It doesn't matter if it's true. We wouldn't need damage. The image would be enough.”
Janice: “I can't believe we're discussing this.”
Cameron: “It wouldn't work.”
Jacob: “What? Why?”
Cameron: “When Russia attacked their planes were all destroyed at altitude yet the fuel tanks landed on the ground unharmed ripe for harvest. We can't count on getting anything through a supernatural air defense like that.”

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2 hours and 4 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 13
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.2

Fitzhugh: “How the hell can it be so hard to create an international incident?”
Janice: “Well, we've never tried to cause one on purpose before.”

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1 hour and 53 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 17
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.265

“Sex scandals take time. We don't have any time.”

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1 hour and 42 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 19
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.346

Cameron: “We can't get out of this by making Israel look bad. He doesn't care about Israel and doesn't intend to honor the treaty anyway. For him it's a deal with God. I'll play by your rules for seven years, if you give me seven years to build up my army.”
Michael: “So are we fighting God too?”

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1 hour and 39 minutes, conspiracy recruits new member: Anna, Religion Editor for the Seaboard Monthly
Words to recruitment: 3
He killed Eric.

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1 hour and 34 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 21
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.56

Anna: “I understand that, but we can't ignore the fact that God is giving us this chance to stop it. He doesn't need to do that. Maybe you could argue that it's some kind of test of faith, but as far as I'm concerned it's simple: God's giving us an opportunity, we should take it.”

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1 hour and 15 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 25
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.6

Bob: “We could steal it.”
Anatole: “Steal it?”
Bob: “We just start a ruckus somewhere else and snatch the treaty.”
Cameron: “Have you seen the treaty, it's about the shortest treaty in the history of the world. It's one page. They could print off another copy.”
Anna: “Hell, they don't need to print one off, they could write it by hand. 'Next seven years, me no kill you, you no kill me.'”

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52 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 28
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.8

“We are not firing laser beams from the moon.”
“We couldn't do it in time anyway.” Pause. “What?”

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48 minutes until planned treaty signing
Conspiracy size: 28
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.85

Fitzhugh: “Are you sure that you don't want a drink?”
Cameron: “How much of it do I have to endure before I'm drunk?”

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27 minutes to planned treaty signing.
Conspiracy size: 30.
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 1.0

Fitzhugh: “Fuck it.”
Michael: “Sir?”
Fitzhugh: “Fuck it all. If we're going to to this we're going to do it right, so this is the shit we are going to pull.”

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One hour thirteen minutes after planned treaty signing.
Conspiracy size: as many as would fit on the now hijacked Global Community One which is in flight with Credence Clearwater Revival's Up Around the Bend blaring over the speakers, Nicolae Inn of the Six Mountains having been dropped somewhere over mid Adriatic.
President Fitzhugh swear to sentence ratio: 0.0

Cameron: “Fitz said, 'Wahoo.'”
Anna: “Wahoo?”
Cameron: “Wahoo.”
Anna starts to write something.
Cameron: “That's off the record. Whenever I call the President 'Fitz' iz off the record.”
Anna: “You are such a suck up.”
Cameron: “I'll have you know that I'm,” there was turbulence and Cameron fell over backwards. “I'm the greatest journalist investigative of all time.” He shook his head. “I'm the time investigative journalist of all greatest.” He shook his head again. “I'm the most journalistic investigation of all the greatest.” After a pause he added, “Time.”

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