[Originally Posted at Ana Mardoll's Ramblings.]
[The only previous Snarky Narnia to speak of is here.]
Ahoshta: Bye Bye, Prince!
Tisroc: Have fun storming the castle!
*once Rabadash is out of the room*
Ahoshta: Think it'll work?
Tisroc: It would take a miracle.
*pause*
Tisroc: It, of course, goes without saying that I didn't send my son to his almost-certain doom.
Ahoshta: Of course.
Tisroc: And this meeting never happened.
Ahoshta: I'm not even convinced I'm standing here.
Tisroc: Of course if he dies then the throne would pass to Secundus.
Ahoshta: Since I am not standing here, and we are not having this meeting, I do not fear reprisal for my reaction of: ugh. Still, better than Septimus.
Tisroc: Most are better than Septimus. I have 18 sons, doubtless we can winnow them to an acceptable field of successors by the time I am ready to pass on.
Ahoshta: Inasmuch as this meeting is not taking place, know that I do not have an library filled with directions to nigh suicidal adventures that irksome princes might find interesting.
Tisroc: Inasmuch as this meeting is not taking place, know that that is not why I like you so much.
Ahoshta: Thank you, sire. Now I fear I must go, for I have other places to not be. In your service of course.
Tisroc: Of course. Go and don't do the things you shouldn't do while not in the places that you shouldn't be.
Ahosta: To hear is to obey
[The only previous Snarky Narnia to speak of is here.]
Ahoshta: Bye Bye, Prince!
Tisroc: Have fun storming the castle!
*once Rabadash is out of the room*
Ahoshta: Think it'll work?
Tisroc: It would take a miracle.
*pause*
Tisroc: It, of course, goes without saying that I didn't send my son to his almost-certain doom.
Ahoshta: Of course.
Tisroc: And this meeting never happened.
Ahoshta: I'm not even convinced I'm standing here.
Tisroc: Of course if he dies then the throne would pass to Secundus.
Ahoshta: Since I am not standing here, and we are not having this meeting, I do not fear reprisal for my reaction of: ugh. Still, better than Septimus.
Tisroc: Most are better than Septimus. I have 18 sons, doubtless we can winnow them to an acceptable field of successors by the time I am ready to pass on.
Ahoshta: Inasmuch as this meeting is not taking place, know that I do not have an library filled with directions to nigh suicidal adventures that irksome princes might find interesting.
Tisroc: Inasmuch as this meeting is not taking place, know that that is not why I like you so much.
Ahoshta: Thank you, sire. Now I fear I must go, for I have other places to not be. In your service of course.
Tisroc: Of course. Go and don't do the things you shouldn't do while not in the places that you shouldn't be.
Ahosta: To hear is to obey
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