[From Twilight:] “I may not be a human, but I am a man,” he assured me.
What does that even mean? I mean in another context it might mean, "Male pronouns, please," or something, but he's talking about sexual desire here.
"I may not be human, but like Zeus I am a man and so am on the lookout for younger men with whom I can have intercrural sexual relations."
"I may not be human, but I am a man. A man like Sherlock Holmes. I have no sexual desires at all."
"I may not be human, but I am a man. A man like Ramses the Second, I plan to have sex with as many women as I can so why not you?"
"I may not be human, but I am a man. And as a man let me say I find you as hot as I find Dr. Banner."
"I may not be human, but I am a man. Sort of like Jesus."
"Da Vinci Code Jesus, or Shaker Jesus?"
"What, and spoil the ending?"
"Da Vinci Code Jesus, or Shaker Jesus?"
"What, and spoil the ending?"
"I may not be human, but I am a man. Like all those men who won't be able to get married in this state until December 6th, 2012."
"What?"
"Ask Alice."
"What?"
"Ask Alice."
"I may not be human, but I am a man. A man who is fantasizing about a three way involving you, me, and Eric."
"I may not be human, but I am a man. A man who is over 100 years old. You're a bit young for me Isabella."
Are you sure it shouldn't be read as "*I* am a *MAN*" punctuated by punching a robot in the gut a la Bearded Idiot from Superman At World's End?
ReplyDeleteAh, that is another interpretation...
Delete"I may not be human, but I am a man. It means I can't kill the Lord of the Nazgul. At least, not on my own. We'll need a woman... wait, was I supposed to talk about sexual desire here?"
ReplyDelete--- Redcrow
That is definitely a good one.
DeleteYou might possibly need a Hobbit...then again, maybe a Vampire would do...the source material is mostly clear but does leave a bit of room for alternate interpretations.
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