Showing posts with label Kim Possible: Episode by Episode. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Possible: Episode by Episode. Show all posts

Sunday, April 1, 2018

KP EBE -- Models can't be role models. (series bible -- cover and summary pages)

There are various interviews about conception and creation of Kim Possible,  but the earliest primary source available is the pitch-era partial Kim Possible series bible released by Bob Schooley (one of the co-creators) on twitter on the 18th and 19th of April, 2016.

Series bibles can come in various forms depending on what the person or people making them are prioritizing and what role they're intended to serve.  The thing that links them all is that they record salient details of the series.  Sometimes it's so that these details are kept straight throughout the run of the show, sometimes it's so that the details can be communicated to the people deciding whether or not to make the show in the first place.  As you might have figured out from "pitch-era", this is the second.

The show didn't exist, and wouldn't for another year and eight months, so there weren't any canon details to keep straight yet.  Additionally, I'm reasonably sure that they never bothered with keeping details straight while the show was in production anyway.

This is all about what Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle wanted the show to be and what they were marketing it as (internally) to the executives who would decide whether or not this was something Disney wanted to make.

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I'm not going to dwell on this too much, but it's worth pointing out that Kim Possible was incredibly significant in terms of the history of Disney animation, particularly television animation, because it was the first in-house Disney Channel original animated series.  (If Nickelodeon hadn't passed on The Proud Family, it would have been the first Disney Channel original animated series, of any kind, ever.)

The Disney Channel and Disney Television Animation had both been around for almost, but not quite, 20 years at this point but they'd never produced something together and Kim Possible was the first foray in making a episodic cartoon for Disney by Disney on Disney.  As such the decision wasn't just "Do we want to make this?" but also "Do we want this to be our flagship property in this area?"

The answer was, "Yes."

With those paragraphs over, I'm done dwelling on that.  Let us dwell on something else.

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First, have a picture:

KIM POSSIBLE
SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!
It's a cover page; there's not a lot to take apart or glean.  To me the most significant part is the date: October 2, 2000.  The first episode (Crush) aired on June 7th, 2002.  While it is certainly possible that at some point an earlier thing will be made public, it's probable that this is as far into proto-show as primary sources will ever take us.

The biggest other thing to note is that while the picture certainly evokes the idea of Kim, that's very much not the Kim we eventually got.  Most notably the hair, clothes, and grappling hook launcher which are all Kim-esque without actually being Kim.  That's a very appropriate note start to this with.

I will touch on the title before we go inside.  The words "Kim Possible: she can do anything" were, as recounted in various interviews, the beginning of the idea of the show, and they very much stick around throughout.

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This is something that we can look through piece by piece.  So, starting with the first line and going one step at a time:
[...] a billionaire Japanese electronics mogul [...]
Looking at a list of Japanese billionaires has taught me that Cyberdyne, the corporation responsible for the Terminators(TM) who will exterminate most of humanity by order of Skynet, has now been founded in the real world.  Thankfully, they don't make killing machines.

The point in the looking up, though, is that this doesn't feel right to me.  The Japanese electronics industry is quite large and has historically been the source of significant innovation, but the sentence reads to me more like something coming out of blatant stereotyping than any kind of understanding of Japanese electronics.

Thus the looking up of Japanese billionaires.

I'm seeing construction, retail, holding companies, real estate, alcohol, eCommerce (not the same as electronics any more than air shipping is the same as airplane design and construction) and more or less the standard slate of stuff you'd expect (which, yes, does include electronics.)

This . . . isn't just me picking on an errant sentence.

Tick Tick Tick has Kim getting a (plane) ride from Gustavo of the Amazon in thanks for saving his village from a piranha infested flood.  In Bueno Nacho she gets a dog sled ride from an indeterminate First Nations individual whom she had saved from an iceberg.  In Monkey Fist Strikes she loots a Cambodian idol that was prized by ninja (Japan =/= Cambodia) who practiced Kung Fu (China =/= Japan or Cambodia) because it granted magical oriental martial arts powers (because . . . fuck.)

Kim Possible runs on many things (it's a hybrid) and one of them is blatant stereotyping.

The more it does it, the more you pick up on it, which in turn leads to giving it less benefit of the doubt.

Anyway, context:
The son of a billionaire Japanese electronics mogul is kidnapped.
The eventual show never dealt with anything like this.  People got kidnapped, sure, but Kim never stooped to rescuing people lesser than the billionaires, scientists, and Ron Stoppables themselves.  She will (very) occasionally deal with the children of important people, but if she's rescuing someone it'll be Mr McGuffin, not his second cousin.

That . . . might be an intentional choice to have Kim Possible and the show of the same name only deal with "important" people, rather than wasting time on lesser beings.  Quotes around "important" because in actuality everyone's important.

Next:
A nuclear arsenal in a breakaway Soviet republic goes missing.
This is sort of mission was, I think, tossed for an entirely different reason.  The threats Kim deals with in the actual show are very Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-esque.  Certainly no one in Las Vegas particularly wants a black hole the size of Nevada to suddenly appear in their hotel, but death rays, freeze rays, hypnotic disco balls, spinning tops of doom, monkey ninjas in space, and the potentially-Nevada-destroying Pan Dimensional Vortex Inducer all have different connotations than, you know, the threat of a nuclear holocaust.

When the show went to dark places it seemed to be because the people making it utterly failed to notice that those places were dark, and when it was self aware things stayed in much lighter territory.  Territory which is harder to be in when the people around you are stocking up on potassium iodide, Prussian blue, and diethylenetriamine pentaacetic acid.
World weather patterns mysteriously reverse overnight.
This is the kind of thing that will survive to the final form of the show.  Not a big part of it, but it's the only thing in this introduction that will actually show up.

Anyway, that's all set up for this:
Fear not.  Kim Possible is ready for action.

Yes, Kim Possible -- High School sophomore, Junior Varsity cheerleader, and the world's last hope.
This all makes it into the show's title sequence.  It makes it there with such force that Kim continues to be listed as a high school sophomore throughout her junior year.

We previously discussed, in May of 2015, the inclusion of these things in the title sequence.  It makes more sense now that we have it in an actual context.

I'm of two minds on this.  On the one hand "High school sophomore [...] and the world's last hope," really captures what the show aspired to but never really delivered on.  Ordinary person forced into extraordinary role and all of the things that come with that.

This, apparently, was actually what aspiration was before there was anything else.  I'm focusing on the series bible, so just the one quote here, but before Schooley and McCorkle learned there was a desire for a new show, Disney had already decided that they were "looking for a show that showed ordinary kids in extraordinary circumstances".

So that's the one thing.  Ordinary kid in extraordinary circumstances is full of potential, though it's also full of potential for failure (which is probably why it usually gets screwed up.)

The other thing is this:
Junior Varsity cheerleader
At this point they had yet to cut Kim's characterization back to just "cheerleader" (she's still leader of the debate team during this stage of development) and yet only one part of her high school career makes it into this description.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a cheerleader, but it's notable that they specifically picked out the single most traditionally femininely coded extracurricular.

Shots of Kim's room will show that she has baseball and basketball equipment but it's important that she got her world saving athleticism via a stereotypically-feminine values-voter-approved 1950s-wholesome route.

This isn't an "I'm saying it's important" thing.  The show makes it important.  Kim credits cheerleading.  Time is taken to give Drakken a "Why did she have to be a cheerleader?" lament where it's made clear that he too thinks that Kim came to be superhero-capable only via cheerleading.  Those two are on opposite sides of the board, so that mutual agreement makes it across the board already and I'm only two examples in.

But that's for later.  What about now?

Well,  here we are: at the beginning, a year and eight months before the first episode hits the airwaves, the show is but a pitch.  What's important about Kim in this one page summary of everything you need to know?  Cheerleader.  A bit later: babysitter.

And that's the push pull for me.

Ordinary kid somehow in a unique position to save the world (repeatedly) and thus having that become their life is definitely interesting and full of potential.  It will never come up with Kim because she isn't ordinary (and it coming up with Ron is watered down severely by how quickly he got a magical upgrade.)

Also, there's definitely nothing wrong with the hero getting their athletic conditioning from their time on the cheer squad.

Yet, at the same time, it definitely seems to be the case that cheerleader was chosen for a very specific reason.  In a show that leans so heavily on stereotypes they picked the most feminine of the go-to high school stereotypes to build their character around.

You, female audience member between the ages of nine and fourteen (inclusive), can be a hero too.  (Yay!)  Provided that you make sure that it's all built upon a sufficiently girly foundation.  Wear a skirt, bare your midriff, wave some pom-poms, and never once consider that maybe you'd be more comfortable, for example, on the track team.  (Not-yay.)

It could have easily been that Kim is a kid who happens to be a cheerleader, instead it's more the case that she'a a cheerleader who happens to be a kid.  It goes from accidental (she is this but could have been anything else instead) to essential (this is who and what she is.)

That seems painfully limiting to me.  What if you're not the kind of girl who wants to be a cheerleader, or you are but you don't want it to the point that it would become the central aspect of your identity?  Does that disqualify you from being a hero?

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It started innocently enough with Kim's webpage ad, "She can do anything."  She meant stuff like babysitting and watering neighbors plants.  But a weird thing happened.  The website got hits from around the world.  From people in trouble.  Take-over-the-world super-villain kind of trouble.
I quibble with the placement of "But a weird thing happened".

My dad was once the web designer/manager/person of a small restaurant chain.  He wasn't hired for this job (he was the head chef) he was just the only one who knew anything about computers or the internet.

The chain had all of three locations, which were in Maine and New Hampshire.  As the web manager he was getting emails from people in Europe asking if the chain could cater a local (to them) event.

That's just how it works.

You put something out there and it will get hits from around the world, even more so when this was written in 2000 as, back then, there was significantly less competition for those hits.

Quibble is over now.

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So the set up is Kim had a Trixie-esque ad (The Great and Powerful Kim Possible can do anything!) and people with super-villain problems started asking for help.

We're back into the territory of things I like.  She didn't set out to be a hero, she stumbled into it by failing to specify what she was actually advertising for and now she's being introduced into a world that she might not have even known existed.  Faced with the (unstated) choice of helping the people or turning away, she chose to help.

Most kids would be in over their heads, and I'm actually interested in those stories a great deal.

It's been ages since I've read Sinfest, so I don't know where things stand now, but I loved Tange and Lily being in completely over their heads, never entirely sure what was going on, keeping each other positive, and always trying (and fighting) to do the right thing.

It was beautiful.

Realistically they had no chance whatsoever, but they didn't let it stop them and they muddled through somehow.  While they were very seldom (if ever) the heroes they did mange to be heroes.

That, however, isn't the direction they decided to take the show.
Tested by extremes, Kim found that she really could do anything.
She can't, that we know of, sprout wings and fly.  That said, for all that it's not literal, they're pretty big on the "anything" bit.

With the exception of ones the show seems to approve of, Kim almost never has a shortcoming that isn't solved by the end of the episode.  Certainly if there's ever something Kim encounters that she can't do, she will be able to do it soon.  (Or she'll decide it doesn't matter and isn't worth doing, but I can think of only one example of that.)

This, emphatically, not a function of the show being episodic.  Other characters have flaws that stick with them or difficulties that last (or at least linger.)  Kim is perfect.  If an imperfection is found it will be dealt with in 22 minutes or less.

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Now Kim is a normal fifteen year-old
No.  No, no, no.  No.

When these pages were first released I had a concussion and was supposed to stay away from screens.  So I just linked to them and left it at that.  This is from depizan in the comments to that post, with some formatting added by me:
They really hammer on the whole "typical teenage girl, except totally not" thing.  I can't decide how I feel about that.

On the one hand, I do like the idea of someone discovering they're capable of a whole hell of a lot if people just give them the chance.

On the other hand, she's NOT a typical teenage girl (martial arts, ability to travel the world at the drop of a hat, detective skills, etc, etc, including, apparently, being model-pretty), and claiming that she IS doesn't sit quite right with me.

The more they say she's typical, normal, whatever, the more they're kind of unintentionally insulting both Kim (by minimizing her achievements) and all teenage girls everywhere (who probably aren't capable of most of the things she does).
This is huge.  Kim isn't normal.  Most of the X-Men are closer to normal than she is.  If Kim is just your basic average girl then what does that say about all of the girls out there who can't so easily balance school, family, friends, sports, activism, and everything else?

Or, to fast forward and use an example from the show, if this is average:



then what does it say about all of the girls who couldn't do that in middle school?  What are they?  Obviously they don't measure up to "average".

That scene, from the time travel movie, takes place before Kim got her first hit on her website.  That's what she was like before becoming a super hero.  Years later, after she's needed to improve on those skills massively to survive her new hobby of saving the world, she's still merely average, normal, typical, and so forth.

When Kim's saying it we can reflect on what it means that she never gives herself credit, but right here, right now, this isn't Kim.  This is one of the documents that went into creating the show and it's not saying, "Kim thinks of herself as normal," it's saying she is.

And the thing is, this:
Now Kim is a normal fifteen year-old, who happens to save the world.  A lot.
could have been done.  Given the right opportunities, resources, and support structure you could have a thing where a normal kid saved the world from super-villains.  Kim Possible is very definitely not anything like that.

It isn't like that because Kim is never allowed to be normal.

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Sure, she's got schoolwork and chores and the occasional babysitting gig,
It might have been nice if we saw some of this stuff.  We will see her in school a lot, and it's probably unavoidable that we therefore know of assignments she's had.  I don't, off the top of my head, know of any chores she's ever had to do.  Her being a babysitter will be mentioned.  Her babysitting will never be shown.

I suppose that lets them avoid the question of what Kim does when someone calls or beeps her but she can't leave little Timmy at home all alone.
but what about the missing team of climbers on Mount Everest?  Somebody has got to help them.
Calling in the proper authorities is never considered, of course.  That's a missed opportunity.  The show would have been vastly different if Kim were helping the people whom the authorities ignored.

As it is, Kim has jumped into action to save the Billionaires' Club but I'm not really remembering any times she helped poor people.  She's done things that help everyone in a given area (a village, Wisconsin, Europe, the world, so forth), which logically means she must have helped any impoverished people therein, but working directly to help someone on the margins?  I'm drawing a blank.

Most of the times she's called in (which is not nearly as often as you'd think given the premise) it's a rich individual, a corporation, or a part of a government doing the calling.
And that's just what Kim does.  She helps.  Doesn't matter where.  Doesn't matter when.  Doesn't matter how dangerous.  When Kim gets an instant message from someone in trouble, she has just got to help.
I do think that there's probably something to be said about the difference between choosing to help and being compelled by your nature to help, but I'm not sure what that something is so I'm going to leave this alone.

Kim has let other people's problems become a central part of her life because she's the sort of person who won't turn away any request for help.  In real life, with real people, that's a recipe for total burnout, and we'd need to talk about the need for self care and all of that.

But Kim isn't your basic average girl (as noted above), so she doesn't face such problems.  She's only overwhelmed if an episode's plot demands it, and she never risks burning out.  Kim is perfect and therefore can help everyone with all the things all the time.

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Tenacious.  Strong.  Resourceful.  Kim could be anything she wants to be.
This is the most description we've gotten of the title character, generic though it is, in this summary.

Also note the continued dissonance of actual-Kim vs. "We swear she's totally normal" Kim.

A normal high school student cannot be anything they want to be.  Sometimes they fail.  Sometimes their abilities don't match the task.  Sometimes someone else is better than they are and therefore gets the last opening.

"You can be anything you want to be" is useful in certain circumstances, but it becomes damning when someone like Kim shows up for whom it is literally true.

Usually it's said to encourage people to reach for their dreams instead of giving up before they even start.  It's said because while you can't be anything you want to be, you don't know what you can and can't be until you try.  Thus something that encourages you to try is often good, because without it "I can't be X," isn't a statement of what is actually possible so much as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

The dark side of the sentiment is that it sets things up so that when you come across something you truly can't be, it tells you it's because you're somehow failing and deficient.  Or, at the very least, you're not trying hard enough.  Since you can, it's not like something else is preventing you from being what you want.  Since you're not, and we've already ruled out "something else", the blame can only lie with you.

Why aren't you a perfect, pretty, and popular student who makes her parents proud?  Must be your fault.  Kim Possible, who is merely basic, average, normal, and typical has pulled off all of that and so much more.  You could too, if you actually cared.

So the message seems to be.

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It's like that time she saved a remote Pacific island from volcanic disaster, a photographer doing a swimsuit shoot offered to catapult her to cover girl status, but in her words:

Gee, thanks.  But why be a supermodel when I can be a super role model.
Right, because those two things are mutually exclusive.

Kim can be anything she wants to be.  Even a supermodel.  Models, on the other hand, can't be role models.  Because fuck 'em, amirite?

(If you're going to look into this woman, be warned that what she was standing up against was horrific, as in: mutilation-horrific.  Warning out of the way:)

In 2000, when this is dated, Waris Dirie was at the midpoint of her time as a UN Special Ambassador.

But, hey, trying to make a difference in the world --trying to make it a better place-- that's not role model material, now is it?

Or, maybe, we should have a hero that doesn't judge people and professions based solely on superficial stereotypes.

Kim is supermodel pretty, because she has to be feminine, but not supermodel willing, because we all know that models are *slams head into keyboard . . . figuratively*

Of course, this is just the-less-than-one-page summary.  As such it's an inherently shallow look at everything.

We'll start looking at character bios next.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Kim Possible Episode by Episode Index -- The Redux

This is the new index for our restarted (well, soon to restart) trip through the cartoon Kim Possible.

(For the record, I know basically no html, so I have no idea if my attempt at a collapsible and expandable list will actually work.  If it doesn't, that's a lot of time scouring the internet wasted.)

Table of Contents

~ Meta Stuff ~
Current: From before:
~ Theme Posts ~
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From the previous attempt:
~ Before the Show ~

This will probably just be posts about the released pages of the pitch era continuity bible, but I like to leave options open, so if there's something else that fits in the pre-release timeframe, and I cover it, it'll go here.

⬤ Series Bible: How things might have been
Current: From before:
~ The show Kim Possible itself ~
(Things that are in every episode)
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From before:
(The First Season)
⬤ Tick Tick Tick: The rules aren't supposed to apply to me
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From before:
⬤ Bueno Nacho: I hate it when you're happy, and it's objectively bad too
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From before:
⬤ Monkey Fist Strikes: ?
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From before:
    This was the last episode I finished, and the size of the posts convinced me that a single episode has too much content for just two posts.
  • I find your suffering vexing -- Kim tries to conform to the role of "good girl" and "good daughter" not matter how much it requires her to lie about her own desires, Ron is triggered multiple times, Team Possible fails in what was set up as their main mission of the episode, and, oh yeah, Kim has an incredibly insulting anti-nerd/anti-geek/anti-gamer/anti-convention-goer/anti-cosplayer rant.  Good times.
  • Your irrational prejudice will be vindicated -- Kim is faced with enduring the living Hell that is spending time with her somewhat geeky cousin, Wade suggests using holographic technology to flake out on it, Ron is faced with that which he fears most, and the entire pacific coast of Asia is condensed into one squishy place where mystical martial arts come from.
⬤ Attack of the Killer Bebes: ?
Current:
  • Nothing yet
From before:
    This is where I stalled. The first installment of the "four posts per episode" format, which I really do believe would have worked well, and I stalled out after the first post. Have the first post:
  • Even though you're my best friend, I still think you're a freak -- Ron wants to join the pep squad, Kim thinks this is the end of her life, Kim's mom is more open minded, and Kim's dad actually has a life and history in a way her mother does not and never will.

(The Second Season, Part 1)
⬤ First
⬤ Second
⬤ Third

(A Sitch in Time)
⬤ Present
⬤ Past
⬤ Future

(The Second Season, Part 2)
⬤ First
⬤ Second
⬤ Third

(The Third Season)
⬤ First
⬤ Second
⬤ Third

(So The Drama)
⬤ Part One
⬤ Part Two
⬤ Part Three

(The Fourth Season)
⬤ Oh my God! Why would you ever do that‽
⬤ Second
⬤ Third

~ Other Media ~
(Episode Adaptations)

(Original (tie in) Stories)
⬤ Books
⬤ Comics
⬤ Video Games
(Other Things)

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[The new and improved Kim Possible Index]
(which doesn't actually exist yet)
[The old Kim Possible Index]

Saturday, May 28, 2016

KP EBE - Can we talk about the fact that this is a comedy? (Theme Post)

Table of Contents:
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Ok, so, since the last time I did a Kim Possible Episode by Episode post I fell down and simultaneously sprained my ankle and gave myself a concussion, spent a month avoiding extended screen time (as would be required to do more Kim Possible decon), came back with a notebook full of stuff, including random tangents, that I still haven't managed to get onto Stealing Commas, graduated from university, and most recently watched Captain America: Civil War and realized that there is so much to talk about that I'm going to need an entire series of posts to deal with it.

So, it's been a while.  And right now the temperature is at, "OH MY FUCKING GOD!  It's not even summer yet.  What the hell is this!?  Is this Hell?"  (Note that if I had a semicolon-exclamation point I would totally have used it to couple the first two sentences.)

Oh, also, primary computer is in for repairs.  Again.  Because it was never really fully fixed after the last time (but I was so happy to have it back I didn't make a fuss) and then it got much, much worse.

So, it's been a while and I'm not going to do a decon of the next section of Attack of the Killer BeBes right now.  There is, however, something that's been kicking around in my mind.

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Something that I haven't talked about before is how big of a deal Kim Possible was.  I'm not talking about the impressive ratings or the cross cultural appeal or the fanatically loyal fanbase.  No, I mean how big of a deal it was for (The) Disney Channel.

The Disney Channel started in 1983.  Disney Television Animation Started in 1984 and their first animated TV series hit the airwaves the next year.  You'd think that there'd be some kind of connection there but the fact of the matter is that The Disney Channel didn't have an animated original series until 2001 (by which point it had been rebranded as just Disney Channel without the "The") and that wasn't made by Disney Television Animation.  In fact it wasn't even for Disney.  It was created for Nickelodeon (owned by Disney arch-rival Viacom) but Nick passed on it and Disney Channel picked it up.

Kim Possible, which hit the airwaves the following year (2002), was the second Disney Channel animated original series but the first Disney Channel animated original series produced in-house by Disney Television Animation.

It was, thus, in many ways their flagship animated series.  Kim Possible was what Disney made by itself for itself and marked the dawn of fully-Disney Disney Channel animated original series.

Disney asked for an animated original series sometime around the changing from 19XX to 2000.  The pitch series bible for Kim Possible was done in the year 2000 (which is the first firm date we have) and while changes were made between then and the actual production of the show, the core of the idea remained unchanged.

Kim Possible was thus the flagship animated show on the flagship Disney TV channel and can be therefore construed as the message, insofar as a there is one, that Disney TV was pushing.

That matters.  I don't want to understate the importance of it, but I don't want to overstate it either.  So here's a caveat:

It's not what Disney as a whole was pushing because Disney Channels Worldwide (what Disney Channel is the flagship of) is a subsidiary of Disney–ABC Television Group, which is a subsidiary of Disney Media Networks, which is a division of The Walt Disney Company,  So it's a part of a part of a part of the whole.

Kim Possible was not a major thing for the vast and eldritch entity that is the Disney as a whole.  Not even close.  It was a major deal for Disney animated TV.

It is, in in broad overview, a show where a girl does awesome things and the audience laughs.

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How Kim Possible came about is usually told in an extremely context-less fashion.

Generally something like this:
In an elevator one creator said something like, "Kim Possible: She can do anything," and the other responded with, "Her sidekick is Ron Stoppable: he can't do anything."  The entire show was quickly figured out from that basis, down to the point that it would end with Kim and Ron getting together as a romantic couple. 
The fact that the creators are both fathers of daughters played a huge role in the development because they wanted a role model for their daughters.
This leads to various questions like, "Do they usually say character names and descriptions out of the blue in elevators?  At what point, and why, did they decide it would be a comedy?  Why did they decide that?  What kind of a role model did they want for their daughters?  What made them decide Kim and Ron should be cartoon protagonists instead of, say, video game characters?"

I can't answer all of these questions, but I found an interview that had a lot of the answers I wanted in it, and it gives us some context.

Before I get to that, though, Schooly and McCorkle are people who do animated series, so that's the answer to why cartoon protagonists.  Onto the interview:

The creators are Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle.  the interview was with McCorkle, so the words are his.  If it becomes necessary to quote the interviewer I'll put that in bold
We got the request that the people at Disney Channel were looking for a show that showed ordinary kids in extraordinary circumstances. Bob and I were on our way back from lunch and I just turned to him and said: “Kim Possible: she can do anything.” And then Bob said: “Ron Stoppable, he can’t.” And then we came up with almost the entire show.
So important things to take from this in no particular order:
  • They knew that Disney was looking for a show and the random elevator outburst was a result of them trying to come up with such a show.
  • What Disney was looking for was "ordinary kids in extraordinary circumstances"; no suggestion of comedy there.  In fact, most things that fit that description are probably straight drama.
  • They did indeed start with the names and omni-abilities/lack of ability.
The names suggest a show that doesn't take itself too seriously, though they don't demand it be comedy. Ron's character description makes him seem to be the the plucky comic relief (plucky because he'd give up otherwise, comic relief because he still doesn't succeed) but again doesn't suggest the entire show would be comedy.  (In fact, comic relief characters tend to appear in otherwise serious works, hence the "relief" part of "comic relief".)

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I'm going to take a moment out here to preemptively shoot down any claims that animated series implies comedy in itself.

Before Disney Television Animation made Kim Possible for Disney Channel they made many and varied other TV series and while many of them could serve as examples the one I want to call to your attention right now is Gargoyles.

Gargoyles was definitely not a comedy (except possibly in the "everything that isn't a tragedy" sense of the word) and featured a strong female lead.  The main human character was Elisa Maza, an NYPD officer.

The show was kind of low on female characters, and Elisa herself was an ordinary human in a world of superhuman beings, gods, conspiracies, and David Trope-Namer Xanthos, but the show still demonstrated that you could have a badass person of color female lead in a serious animated series with plenty of action.

Elisa Maza was allowed to be a female action hero without us having to laugh.  Eliza Maza was allowed to be the daughter of a native father and an African American of Nigerian decent without being pushed out of the spotlight in favor of some white girl.

So five years after Eliza Maza we get Kim Possible.  Kim is unconstrained by the laws of physics and so can kick butt single handed in a way Eliza never could, but when Kim's doing it we're supposed to be laughing. (Plus she's an upper middle class white girl.)

I want us to think about that.

Disney Channel having their flagship animated series be about a female action hero who, while midriff baring, isn't sexualized seems like a pretty good thing, and is,  but it's still comedy.

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One more thing before we get the creator's answer to my question of, "Why comedy?"

Beyond the "We came up with the entire show in two sentences in an elevator" narrative the other big thing that gets brought up about the creation of Kim Possible is that both Schooley and McCorkle are fathers of daughters.  They made the show with their daughters in mind.

Here's McCorkle on that aspect of things:
And also because we’re both fathers with daughters and when we were growing up we had heroes – James Bond or Captain Kirk or the like. We had these guys who were larger-than life characters, and when you were playing, you were pretending you were them. 
So we thought, why shouldn’t our daughters have the same thing, a character that they can pretend to be?
So Disney Channel was looking for a show with ordinary kids in extraordinary circumstances, McCorkle and Schooley decided that the leads would be a hyper-competent girl (what happened to ordinary?) and an incompetent boy, and they want the show to provide a female character for their daughters that will be like James Bond and Captain Kirk were for them.

We still haven't gotten to the question of, "Why comedy?" because, even considering The Trouble with Tribbles and some of the more absurdest moments of Bond, Captain Kirk and James Bond are not comedic heroes.

So what happened?

Same interview:
What role does humour play in this series?
It’s primarily a comedy series and it’s definitely parodying a lot of the conventions of the James Bond movies and things like that.
Ok... so your whole, "Our daughters should have a hero like James Bond was to us," thing made you make something that was primarily comedy and a parody of James Bond.

Because having a female Bond parody will totally be as good as having a female Bond.

Do explain, dusty old interview transcript that cannot hear my prompting.
We found that boys tend to really like action shows, just action, but girls want to see characters and a little more relationships. And the one thing we found what unites boys and girls is, everybody likes to laugh, so we felt that if we could do a show that had some adventure, some relationships and humour throughout, then we would appeal to a wider audience and more kids would like it. And so far we’re good!
I question how much of that is just an issue of what's out there.  If girls want a show with girls/women (not just a token girl/woman) featured prominently in it then it's probably going to be about relationships.  If boys want a show with boys/men, they're probably going to land on action.

If one controls for the difference in offerings, then I have a feeling that the results of any survey are going to be: The data is so fucked up that we can't pull any coherent results from it.  Please --for the love of God-- make more relationship shows heavily featuring males and action shows heavily featuring females so that we can have non-fucked up data on which to base our conclusions.  Because sometimes the underlying data is so skewed that you can't control for confounding variables without making more data-points yourself.  (Which is what experiments are all about.)

But back to the reasoning, not the uncited findings upon which said reasoning is based.  It seems to go something like this:

We want to make a female action hero for our daughters, but that'll only attract boys and not girls, so we'll have to add in relationships, but that might turn off boys just as girls might be turned off by the action, and so we're going to make comedy the keystone on which everything is based.

Does the reasoning in the previous poly-compound sentence make sense to you?  Because it seems fucked all the hell up to me.

Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable could have done anything.  That's kind of the point.  Kim can do anything.  She didn't need to put that omni-ability to use saving the world from Bond-like villains.

The reason that she goes up against Bond-like villains is that McCorkle and Schooley wanted their daughters to have a Bond-like character whom they could pretend to be without pretending they'd switched genders.  But rather than just make the show provide the kind of female character they thought was lacking in media, they then went back to the same reasoning that has prevented such characters from being made in the past (girls don't like action) and tried to slip it through the gendered preconceptions by covering it in comedy.

There is a very serious problem here.  They wanted to give girls an action hero but were afraid they'd turn girls off if they gave them an action hero and as a result they decided to make it a comedy because everyone, even girls watching an action hero show, likes to laugh.

Ruminate.

They wanted an action-hero-girl for their daughters, but thought that the only way to do an action-hero-girl was in comedy.  They didn't think action-hero-girl would work if it was played straight.

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So we've gone through the how and the why and a large tangent into, "Hey, there was an acton-hero-woman, if on a less superhuman scale, made by the same company years earlier," and reached the thing we started with: Kim Possible is a comedy.

Kim may dodge energy rays and kick butt, but she's doing it in the context of:

Drakken: Did you get it?
Shego: I got it.  Don't know why you'd want it,~ but I got it.
Drakken: My plan will reveal itself in due course, Shego.
Drakken: *to himself* Who wants to build a robot tick. I do! I do!
Shego: Uh,... Doctor Drakken, you know you said that out loud, don't you?
Drakken: Blast!

And while I didn't quote it in the decon of that episode, the plot was to get back at the people who laughed at him in gym class.

Or she's fighting inside a building that is not cheese covered but actually made of cheese.  Or:


Monkey Fist: So, now you know my secret.
*Monkey Fists posture and expression change*
Monkey Fist: Which you will take to your graves.
Ron: How can you be sure?  I mean a lot can happen in the next sixty or seventy years.
*Monkey Fist approaches Ron and grunts*
Ron: Oh.  Gotcha.

Or she's trying to stop someone who is going to shut down the internet using the barcode on an expired can of Vienna sausages unless everyone on earth gives him one dollar.

Or whatever the plot of the week is, because it's never going to be all that serious.  And if her villains are laughable then what does it say about her that she has to give her all to beat them?

Yeah, Kim can kick ass and take names, some of the time, but this is all in a comedy.

And I really wish people would realize that when ancient audiences were laughing at the Lysistrata they were a bunch of misogynistic jerks who were laughing at the idea that women could do something intelligent and meaningful as much as they were laughing about the making fun of foreign accents and the actors running around with giant erect phalluses strapped onto them.

Comedy can be subversive, but it can also just be laughable.

If the only way that we can get a show about a female action hero is to have it be comedy, that says something about us.  It says something about the culture, the creators, the consumers, and so much more.

Since I'm in touch with the fan fiction community I'd like to point out that in most of the fan fic ... it's not comedy.  In the fan fiction Kim is an action hero full stop.  A world saver, no subverting details.  Kim is serious business, not someone whose escapades we laugh at.

That seems to be what people take out of the show, and that's good, but that's not what's in the show because the show is comedy.

In the show Kim doesn't face peril that makes us worry, she faces absurd that makes us laugh.  She doesn't face scary villains, she faces laughable goofs.

The show itself seems to be saying, "A female action hero?  That's funny."

And I think we really need to bear that in mind.

Which is not to say that I dislike the humor.  In fact, some of it is very much in my style leading to that time a joke from the original was mistaken for my own.

Or consider this:

Kim: Wade, can you hack into the Global Justice spy satellites?
Wade: In my sleep.
Kim: Then take a nap and scan for Drakken.

That's so very much me that I've been making variations on that joke since I was a small child.  The one I remember most, which is kind of far afield, was bowling.  I'd brag that I could make this difficult split in my sleep.  When I failed I'd say, "Unfortunately, I'm awake."  Not exactly the height of humor, but I was a kid and it's the sort of joke I made.

Then Kim Possible does it years later.

So, to an extent, I'm in tune with the humor of the show and that's part of what I like about it.  But.  But, but, but... we have to remember that the humor wasn't something that was taking place in the larger context of an action series, the humor was the core.  This was a comedy, and Kim saving the world was something that was funny.

It didn't have to be.  It was.

I wanted to take some time to make note of that and then drive the point home with excessive force.

Girl saves the world.  We laugh.

If this were just one in a universe of "Girl saves the world" shows, many of which played it straight, then there would be no problem.  But it was made because people recognized a lack of such shows and in that context ... we laugh.

For all that we can talk about the show being empowering (and there were and are plenty of girls who felt empowered) it's a comedy.  Yes, we get our female hero, but we're not supposed to take her seriously, and when she saves the day we're supposed to laugh instead of cheer.

Saturday, April 2, 2016

KP EbE - Even though you're my best friend, I still think you're a freak (Attack of the Killer Bebes, post 1)

Ok, so we're moving to a four post per episode approach in hopes of cutting down on both walls of giant post and wait between installments and such.  On average each post will cover five minutes and twenty seconds, but depending on where the good points to break are that'll vary a bit.  (This post will cover a minute more than average, for example.)

The whole idea of one post per episode was either overly ambitious or vastly underestimating how much Disney was cramming into these things.

That said, I think that the first post in this new format might be a bit of a slower one so we'll see what happens.

Quick note on the episode title though.  They don't kill anyone, they don't try to kill anyone.  One character calls them "deadly" but they're really, very much, not.

* * *

We start with Ron backing out of a room at the school.

Ron: No, no,  No problem.  No, thank you.
*door slams*
Ron: My life is so over.
*Ron slumps to the ground*


Of course at this point we have no idea what his problem is, so. . .

There is only one place we can go to have our questions answered.

* * *

We arrive at Bueno Nacho, for it is the place where all maters of import are discussed.

Kim thinks that Ron is being overly dramatic and tells him to turn it down and eat.  Ron and Rufus are a sort of toned down version of Shaggy and Scooby.  They're always hungry and their gaping maws are black holes into which a seemingly infinite amount of stuff can disappear.

Also, they're the only people in their gang who have a well developed sense of cowardice (but that's toned down even more than the gluttony.)

So when Ron declares he's not hungry you know this is a big deal, what you still don't know is what "this" actually is.  Rufus, for his part, capitalizes on Ron's lack of hunger by diving (quite literally and in a full body fashion) into Ron's food.

And it finally comes out.  The guidance councilor is making Ron get an extra curricular activity because the guidance councilor apparently has more power than you'd expect and a lack of understanding of what the "extra" in "extra curricular" is there to signify.

To be clear, we're not talking about an elective.  This isn't something where it's a "Doing something is mandatory but which one you do is up to you" situation; this is something that you're not supposed to be forced into at all (unless you have overbearing parents who run your life.)  This is something that Ron will have to do on his own time and could conflict with long existing plans.

On the other hand, it's also because of long term planning since apparently the guidance councilor is pushing Ron to do this because it'll look good on a college application.

Thus Ron and Kim confer:


Kim: There's plenty of teams and clubs out there.  You could join . . . the Mathletes.
Ron: (sarcastic) Yeah right.  (serious) I can't get in that kind of shape.

Kim: How about the debate team?
Ron: Look, I'm not gonna argue with you Kim.

Kim's two ideas are to set up two jokes.  First, Ron has totally no idea what a mathlete is and thus responds in a way that's completely wrong.  Second, Ron's response to the debate team is a rhetorically perfect, if jerkish and overbearing, way to discourage further debate and thus win the point.  In other words, a sign that he'd be good on the debate team.

Those two gags out of the way, it's time for us to move toward the inevitable conclusion.

Kim: After school activities are great.  Like cheer squad for me.
*Ron's eyes open wide, his posture straightens out, and he gets a big smile*
Ron: Cheer Squad.
*Kim has a look of horror on her face*
Kim: For me; not you.
*In her shock Kim drops the pompom*
Ron: That's it.  I'm upbeat; I could do that!


Kim: Do what?
Ron: Cheerleader.

There's a bit more where Ron picks up Kim's dropped pompom and gives a short cheer and then, his appetite returned, picks up his burrito only to find Rufus is inside of it, but we've covered the main points.

* * *


* * *


Kim: My life is so over.

Pause to note that that is word for word identical to what Ron said at the beginning of the episode.

Anne: I think it's cute that Ron wants to be a cheerleader.
Kim: Mother, boy bands are cute; brown bear backpacks are cute.  Ron as a cheerleader: not cute.
Anne: He'll wear a different outfit, won't he?
*Kim gives a mirthless laugh*
Kim: Knowing Ron?

Pause also to note that Anne Possible, who was in the role of [Nameless Mother] until the very last episode of the post-cancellation fan-movement-revived season, actually gets to say things.

True, she has spoken in previous episodes as well, in fact she had lines in two of the three previous episodes.

Lets do a tally though.  In the first three episodes she's said a total of 85 words.  James Possible, Kim's dad, has had 291.  It's a little under three and a half times as many for dad as compared to mom. (3.42ish times as many words for dad to be slightly more precise.)

So you know what would be great?  If we could somehow bring dad into this conversation right now, or even make the episode all about him, so that this conversation between Kim and her mom doesn't threaten to reduce the gap in coverage.

Have I mentioned that this series was the brain child of two fathers?  Perhaps they should have had a mother or ten on hand to point out that mothers can do things other than say stuff is cute, tell you to eat all your peas, and silently cook breakfast while everyone else in the family talks around the table.  (that's what she's done so far, you see.)

Things get worse when we consider that uber-nerd and untouchable cousin Larry is only ever shown or said to have a mother, the same is true of Dr. Drakken, and I feel like there are other examples I simply can't bring to mind here.  Oh, also Bonnie, the quintessential popular mean girl and Kim's high school rival.  Mothers having too much of an influence on you apparently makes you socially untouchable, evil, or a mundane asshole.

But before we get to Anne switching the focus to James (which happens the very next line when she pulls out a phone) let's talk bout what we've got here.

Kim thinks it's the end of the world because Ron is going to try to join the pep squad.  Kim is the cheer captain so the pressure is all on her.  That said, not the end of the world.  Ron could be a spotter or just a strong base, or he could just not make the squad.

It's worth noting that Ron is every bit as athletic as Kim.  His body is on her level.  His mind . . . not so much.  I'm not talking about intelligence, Ron is shown to be incredibly smart when freed of his normal inhibitions.  The biggest of those inhibitions is low self esteem.

Ron's body can do pretty much whatever Kim's can do except for the fact that he doesn't believe it can and so things end up like this Disney flash game in which you record a cheer routine using Kim, Ron, or Rufus.  (Rufus has never considered joining the squad, so you can imagine how canon it is, but it gives a good idea of what happens when Ron-brain is holding back Ron-body.)

None of this really matters because Ron as a cheerleader is not cute (in Kim's eyes) and her life is so over.

The last thing before we move on and never have to hear another word from Kim's mom again is to repeat:

Anne: He'll wear a different outfit, won't he?
*Kim gives a mirthless laugh*
Kim: Knowing Ron?

Kim thinks Ron may well be thinking of wearing one of these outfits:


The cheer uniforms actually date the series.  After 2007 the rules of high school cheerleading changed so that the uniforms couldn't be nearly so midriff baring.

Anyway, Kim is the person who knows Ron best in all the world, so her thought that Ron would be totally ok with wearing that uniform is presumably accurate and actually kind of prescient.  We don't know exactly what changed Ron's mind, but when he shows up to try out for the pep squad he has something other than cheerleader in mind in spite of that being his original stated goal.

Two episodes later, though, is the body switching episode and as we saw in the title sequence that will include Ron, while he's in Kim's body, wearing a Middleton High School cheer-leading outfit.  He'll like it.

Our final thing to note before leaving Anne Possible behind is that she's supportive of Ron even when Kim, Ron's best friend, is not.  This will never be a major theme, but it will show up again next episode and it's kind of a nice thing for Ron to have.  Ron's own parents are uncommunicative and generally aloof (though not in the condescending/showing of distaste kind of way) so it's nice that somewhere out there is someone who's actually got his back and is sticking up for him.

Kim Possible always has an A and B story.  We've got one of them: My best friend is embarrassing and my life is so over.  Time to get the other:

* * *

*Anne holds up a finger because she just dialed the phone*
Anne: (into phone) Hi, Hun.  Pizza for dinner; what do you want on yours?


James: Hmm . . . toppings?
*turns away from window and leans on those red slider thingies while thinking*

*Beeping starts*
James: Well, you know I love bacon on pretty much everything.
*Launch countdown reaches zero*


James: Ok.  See you in thirty minutes or less.
*James laughs at his own joke*

*James turns round and sees the empty launch pad*
James: Ooh.  Gotta go.

James gets a call from his friend Bob Chen at the observatory.

We have now reached one more friend than Anne will ever be shown to have.  (Unless I've forgotten something.)  In other words, Anne will never be shown to have a single friend.

Anne currently outnumbers James in coworkers (when she had Kim on speakerphone during brain surgery she had a co-worker on either side of her, while none of James' have been shown yet) but that will change in future episodes and the people James knows will get much fuller characterization than the ones Anne knows.

So, yeah, Kim's mom being under utilized because dads are the ones that matter damn it (or so the show seems to be saying) is kind of a theme.

For the rest of this episode Anne is gone so once we've gotten to the end of this sequence, we're going to to be unable to say much more about her.  First we have to get to the end though, and that will take us to one more point to make about Anne vs. James.

Mr. Chen called James because he saw something that shouldn't have been there through the equipment at the observatory, so let's pick up there:

Bob Chen: Did you launch something over there?
*red eyes suddenly glow into visibility in the shadow behind Chen*
*observatory scene setting music gets a bit creepy*
James Possible: On the QT, Bob, prototype G6 rocket, went up like a dream; too bad it wasn't supposed to launch until next week, though.
*observatory scene setting music gets a bit more creepy*
Bob Chen: Lean on a button again?
*another pair of glowing red eyes open*
James Possible: Rodger on that, Bob.
*robot vision scans Chen*
Bob Chen: So, will we see you at the class reunion this weekend?
James Possible: Wouldn't miss it.

As you might have guessed by now, Chen is about to become the beginning of the save-the-day plot of the episode.  Before we get there, though, let's talk about Anne.

We will never find out what Anne did in her past.  We will not get flashbacks, we will not get people who know her well enough to knowingly ask, "[action] again?" we will not get her college friends, we will not get discussion of her class reunion, we will not have any Anne based missions.

James Timothy Possible is a character who exists in his own right.  He has his own history, his own friends and co-workers, his own reasons to call Kim in on missions, his own life.

Anne [Question Mark] Possible née [Unknown] exists in relation to others.  She is the mother of three children and the wife of one guy.  If she isn't in one of those roles she doesn't exist.  She has no life, no friends, no family aside from the guy she married and the kids they had, no story, no history, no . . . anything.

I like Anne.  When she's allowed to have character she's level-headed, smart, and nice.  That's a good combination.  But the fact that I have to preface that by saying, "When she's allowed to have character," is deeply fucked up.

We will never hear Anne in a conversation like the one James is in because outside of being a mother to Kim, Jim, and Tim, an being a wife to James, she doesn't exist.  Talking to a friend is out of the question.  The closest we will ever come is overhearing her say things like, "I need a suture here," to one of her coworkers when Kim calls her at work and the only reason that we get to hear that is because Anne is is a mother who is available to talk to 24/7 which means that sometimes she's trying to be an understanding and accessible mother to her daughter while preforming brain surgery.

So bonus points I guess for setting an impossibly high standard by which we can judge adult women while at the same time setting a depressingly low standard of how much to care about characterizing adult women.

In a show that was originally supposed to last (less than) three years at the absolute most it took them (more than) five years to even give Anne a name.  A character, a history, a circle of friends, a family outside of the one she married into or directly produced as the designated-womb-haver?  No.  They didn't care.

But the really, truly, horrible part is that I don't think this was part of some active decision.  I think they cared so little about Kim's mom that they never even noticed how little they were using her.

We are meeting James' college friends.  We will meet his coworkers.  We will see him save the day.  We will meet his brother and his niece, we will learn his childhood hero, we will hear stories of his past, we've already met Larry who is pretty clearly James' nephew and we will eventually meet Larry's mother June who is probably James' sister.  We will see things James has produced at his work (we will not see people Anne has operated on) we will see a villain who has sworn revenge on him, we will see him having plot-vital knowledge.  We will see . . . James has a life.  Anne does not.  We'll see her having none of that.

We won't see all of the above in this episode, but we're already making a start.

James: Ouch! Ugh.  Looks like the military is scrambling around my rocket, better hop off Bob.
Bob Chen: See you at the reunion buddy.
*Chen turns around in his chair but his eyes are on the phone he's hanging up.
*creepy music continues*
*Chen laughs*
Bob Chen: Same old Possible.


There are now three of the things with glowing eyes and robot vision and in the reverse shot we get pictures of more than just eyes glowing from shadows.  We get outlines.  Like this one:


And with that . . . well, with three of those, we cut back to the other plot of the episode.

* * *


It is an unfortunate fact that boys' and girls' --and indeed men's and women's-- restrooms and changing rooms are sometimes created by gender essentialist shitheads who will try to use architecture and color scheme to try to force girls (and women) to be "girly" and boys to . . . actually they tend to think of boys as default and so just make ordinary rooms for them.

Even so, the cheer changing room pictured above is way over the top and absurd.

Anyway, let us not focus on the room and instead the people in it.

If one compares the cheerleaders here to the cheerleaders in the shot above I used to give an example of what the uniform looked like, it will become apparent that one has been swapped out.

This is still early in the show and they're still working out who is who.  For example in the first episode there were all of five cheerleaders shown and one of them we may never see again.  The shot I used for uniforms is from an episode later than this so one might think that that this is more of things not yet being settled and not a choice.

Also, cheerleaders pop in and out of existence at random throughout the run of the show so. . . yeah.  In fact, at the end of this episode, there will be one cheerleader who pops out of existence before we can get a look at her face (she was in the back row.)

The main squad, however, is pretty well set.  They'll even end up with names.  Why all eight weren't in the shot I used for the uniforms I'm not sure, but I know exactly why they aren't all here.

Tara, the cheerleader with the wavy blonde hair, is a Ron fan.  She might be weirded out by Ron wanting to become a cheerleader (or might not), but she wouldn't be firmly against even allowing him to try out.

So she can't be here because the writers wanted this to be a thing that was unanimously against Ron.

She will be back for the performance at the end of the episode.

Bonnie: You cannot allow this, Kim.
Kim: Bonnie, I'm as freaked out about this as you are, but there is no rule that says Ron can't try out.
Bonnie: Check you're calendar, This is not "befriend a loser" week.
Kim: Ron is not a loser.  He's just . . . different.

Unfortunately Ron can't just wait outside while they have a "be pissed off at Ron" conference.  He has to do something really stupid and wrong.

He has his eyes covered (and presumably closed) so he won't see anything, even by accident, but it's still a case of, "No.  Just no."

*Ron opens the door to cheer changing room and sticks his head in*

I repeat: "No.  Just no."

Ron: Hey Ladies, Ready to boogie?
*reaction shot with six pissed off cheerleaders and a "What did I do to deserve this?" Kim*
Ron: Ladies?
*Three of them slam the door so hard that Ron goes flying*


Ron lands in the pompoms.  Make note of that thing in the lower right, by the way.

Ron: They take a long time to get dressed.

Yeah, no.  They're all already dressed.  Kim was the last one to get dressed and it looked like all she had to do was tie a shoe.

What they're taking a long time to do is have an anti-Ron meeting.

It's kind of disappointing that we didn't get to see more of that meeting because it would have given us a chance to get to know the squad and have them be more than background props.  Instead we get Bonnie vs. Kim and Bonnie is presented as "High School Evil" throughout the show.

She's a bully (words, not fists) she's stuck up, she's pissed off at anything that violates her hierarchical version of how high school is supposed to be, she embodies the the "Popular Bitch" archetype that appears in so many things, even ones like this show that would never allow the word "Bitch" to be uttered.

Bonnie is, in other words, a mass of negative stereotypes some of them explicitly misogynistic ones.  (In case my use of a misogynistic slur to describe the archetype she embodies didn't tip you off to that.)

Having her be the only one to actually voice opinions about the Ron-thing while the others remained silent in the background thus missed a lot of opportunity to look at reasons they might not want Ron that don't stem from, "I'm everything you hated about mean popular girls in high school."

For example, the pep squad is all female, that could make it a safe space for some of the girls on it who have had bad experiences.  Or just, "This isn't when we accept new applicants," or questions of if he's got the right personality.

We get none of that.  We get: "He's a loser, so make it not happen."

Also note that Ron isn't wearing the usual cheer uniform.  He's already failing to live down to Kim's expectations.  Things are better than she expected if we don't look at the "No.  Just no," bit.

*Kim pops her head out*
Kim: Hey
Ron: Where's the squad?  I'm pumped!
*Kim walks over*
Kim: They . . . um . . . uh . . . they take a long time to get dressed.

I'm tempted to note the fact that Ron being bodily thrown across a room doesn't faze him in the least and then go on about how this is another indication of the bullying against him that Kim doesn't notice.

He's so used to this treatment that it doesn't even occur to him that they might be pissed off about something.  It's unremarkable.

But that's not what we should be spending this post on.  Nor is it an idea time to dwell on things like the morality of lying to spare someone's feelings in a way that's pretty much doomed to fail anyway and will just lead to the person you're lying to trusting you less.

For one thing, it's such a fraught topic because of abusive situations.  No matter which route you take, you could be setting off someone's triggers.  For another, Kim immediately gets an out so the lie that should have failed might not because as it turns out, things are not as people assumed.

Kim (verging on shouting) Are you totally sure you want to be a cheerleader, Ron?
Ron: Oh, I'm not gonna be a cheerleader, KP.
Kim: (elated) You're not!?  Great.

*Kim realizes how this could look*
Kim: I mean, um, why not?

Ron: Because I'm going to be the mascot!
*Ron puts on mask*


Middleton High is home to the Middleton Mad Dogs.  With the dog mask he's got one part of it done (the dog part) but it is worth noting that most mascots have more than just a mask while he never will.

*Bonnie comes out in the background*
Kim: Where did you get that mask?
Ron: I made it with my Movie Makeup Magic kit.

I told you the thing in the corner would matter.


In, apparently, one night, Ron has decided to not be a cheerleader, quite possibly because he managed (in retrospect or off-screen interaction) to figure out how freaked out Kim was by that prospect, found a vacancy no one else has ever bothered to fill on squad he wants to join, and on his own created the equipment necessary.

This does get a vague kudos, though not for any of the stuff I just said.

*Rufus trots out in a Kim mask*
Rufus: What's the sitch?
*Kim picks up Kim mask*
Kim: I'm impressed.
*Kim picks up Beast --from Beauty and the Beast-- mask*
Kim: And disturbed.

Ron, however, does not know how to sell things.

Recall that if he gets the job he's going to be on the court or field and the people will be away in the bleachers.  They will definitely not be a few feet away, directly in front of him.  Thus when he shows his next feature (the Mad Dog, as a mad dog, foams at the mouth) it results in this:


That would never happen to spectators at a sporting event, and if by some chance some little bit of the foam did get on someone, Ron has what he thinks is a solution.

Ron: The crowd will eat it up.  I me-- Taste it.  It's banana cream.

But the crowd will not be left dripping with it.  Ron had a real shot here and he killed his chances.

The pep squad thought he was still hoping to be a cheerleader which they were dead set against (though other than Bonnie not wanting to associate with a "loser" we don't actually know why) so this is essentially serving as a much more palatable alternative proposal.

While Kim was far from sold, she wasn't against it until she ended up dripping in foam.

Kim: (slow sarcasm) Yum.
*Rufus climbs up Bonnie*
Rufus: Banana!
*Rufus starts to lick it off*
*Bonnie pulls Rufus off of herself*
Bonnie: This idea is idiotic.  The entire student body will laugh at you.

Ron: But--
Bonnie: Not "with", "at".  Loudly and cruelly, they will laugh.
Ron: You don't deserve to be kissed by a naked mole rat.


As insulting as she is, as annoyed as she is, Bonnie is actually . . . how to say this? She's not trying to be helpful, but she is actually trying to keep Ron out of a situation where he'd be humiliated.

That's kind of as close to nice as she gets.  Sure, she's doing it because she doesn't want to share the stage with humiliating mascot (who she considers a loser anyway), but since he's going to be separate from the squad it won't actually reflect badly on her and could be used to argue that Kim shouldn't be head of the pep squad.

Plus, it's more Bonnieish to see her trying to set up a situation where the entire student body will laugh at someone than prevent it.

She's pissed off, she's just been foamed (foam magically disappeared when the shot cut to Ron and then back to her), and so forth and yet . . . she's trying to diffuse the situation.  In the rudest and most insulting way, but she's trying to diffuse before Ron meets public humiliation.

I don't know exactly where to go with that.

She started with an insult, but most of what she said was a warning.  Caustic delivery, but she thinks it's a completely accurate warning.

And it's definitely more honest with Ron than Kim's "they take a long time to get dressed."

Back to the scene:

Kim: Ron. . .
Ron: I know, Kim; I know.  You believe in me, and you'll work on them.
Kim: Um, I. . . I kind of agree with Bonnie.
Ron: (looking at Kim) Oh.  (looking at Bonnie) Oh, I see. (looks back to Kim)
*Ron picks up the Mad Dog mask and walks away*

* * *


Part of me wonders if Kim is about to talk about this with her dad because she knows her mother might take Ron's side given that Anne thought it was cute that Ron wanted to be a cheerleader.

Another part of me wonders if I should tell the first part to shut up because she's talking to her dad about this for PLOT and STORY reasons and, furthermore, they basically never use Kim's mom (as talked about up-post) so . . . yeah.

Though it is worth noting that in the very next episode Kim will also have Ron things to deal with and end up talking to both of her parents (James at much greater length than Anne) so I think there's still room to say that she's trying to avoid the Ron-friendly viewpoint her mother might put forward.

Anyway:

Kim: Dad, I have a problem
James: Frankly . . . eh . . . your mother has the good advice vis-a-vis boy trouble.
Kim: This isn't about a boy. It's about Ron.
James: Oh. Gotcha.

Glad we cleared that one up.

Kim: Everyone got down on Ron, and I don't know, maybe I should have stuck up for him.
James: But you didn't . . .
Kim: He was foaming at the mouth. I'm only human.

This isn't entirely accurate.  She stuck up for him enough to say, "Ron is not a loser," which she then followed up by saying he was "different".  But that was the limit of her defense.  She was freaked out by the idea of him trying out for the squad, and she was as quick to dismiss the mascot idea as Bonnie.  (In her defense on the second point, she was covered in banana flavored foam.)

We don't know what happened before the scene in the cheer squad dressing room started.  Apparently everyone had their turn to get down on Ron off screen, and Kim didn't stick up for him then.

It would have been nice to see that, not for the Ron bashing but rather for the cheer squad characterization.

Anyway, as we learned in episode two, going to dads for stuff has them go off on tangential rambling rants.  But this tangent actually sticks close to the curve:

* * *

James: Well, you know, Kimmy, back when I was in college, I had a group of friends, my uh . . . my posse, if you will.
*flashback*
James: (voice over): It was the night of the big science department mixer.  In those days I wasn't exactly a ladies man.


James: Where's Drew? He was supposed to be here a half hour ago.
Chen: I knew he wouldn't come through with dates for us.
Ramesh: Hmph. What did you expect? He cannot even come through with a date for himself.
Chen: This was folly.

Granted I don't know a lot about social gatherings, but isn't the point of a mixer that you go there to meet people?  (You know, you go there to mix.)  I'd think being single was pretty acceptable and normal since it's a place where you might meet someone you'd want to date.  That could be awkward if you go there with someone you've never met before and thus may have no interest in.

"Go away random person I got as a date so I wouldn't be alone here, I want to flirt with this person, whom I actually find interesting," does not sound like a line likely to please anyone involved in the situation.

Anyway, Drew was supposed to acquire dates.

James: It was a nice dream, though.
*Drew opens door*
Drew: The Dream Is Real!


This will not go well for you Drew.

Chen: Drew! You found girls!
Drew: Found, ha! Gentlemen, tonight we make history. I give you the future!


Ok, this has potential.  They show up at the science department mixer with a bunch of robots and they're totally going to have a decent ice breaker.  They're not going to have the, "I'd like to meet someone who I could see myself dating but I have on my arm some random woman a friend found somewhere so it'll be awkward talking to people to find out if they're someone I can see myself dating," problem.

It's going to be science people talking tech.

This is before the parents Possible got together, a big class reunion is coming up, so this was at least 20 years ago.  This episode takes place in 2003, meaning that the flashback that Drew made the robots in takes place in 1983 or earlier.

Self driving, self propelled robots that respond to verbal commands are guaranteed to be a major conversation starter.  Drew didn't come through for their, frankly, stupid request.  But he did pull off something much better.

They show up with these things and they're guaranteed to be the center of attention in a very good way.

Just don't ask them to dance.

*James, Chen, and Ramesh look on with a mixture of disappointment, annoyance, and shock*
*maybe a bit of disgust too*
Lead Robot: My name is Bebe.
Drew: Bebe, would you like to dance?
Bebe: Affirmative. Bebe will dance.
*the robot starts dancing with Drew*
*the moves are fine but it's using way too much force*


*Drew makes embarased laugh*
Drew: As gentle as a summer shower, no?
James, Chen, and Ramesh: No.
*James, Chen, and Ramesh laugh*

*Drew growls*
Drew: All right. Go on, laugh away, but one day my genius will be recognized! Bebe will be perfect
*Bebe tightens grip*
Drew: (in obvious pain) and I will be the one laughing.


I wonder if this could be in any way related to the fact that robots with female silhouettes came after Bob Chen the week before their college reunion?

Anyway, back in the present, Kim's dad is finishing up the story

James: Drew dropped out and we never saw him again. I don't think he ever forgave us, and in some small way, maybe we never forgave ourselves.
Kim: For just a giggle fit?
James: No, no, Kimmy. We laughed for days. Long and loud with youthful abandon.
Kim: Oh. That was bad.

Assholes.

Granted I can see how it's funny in a "full of cringe" slapstick sort of way and I'm sure the weasels would laugh through the whole sequence, but we just saw a real show of genius and the only problem inherent in the device was that it was too strong with its dance partner: a calibration issue.

It was dancing fine (it even dipped Drew.)  Mind you it then hugged Drew so tightly that, after the last line I quoted, Drew's body was forced into the robot with such force that the Bebe knocked its own head off (which implies a safety feature: they break before they break someone) so the "too much force" issue was pretty extreme.

Still, there were two working models that they still could have taken to the mixer to be considered the awesome science people.  Instead they laughed at Drew when he was in pain.

James: So, you'll reconsider Ronald's dream?
Kim: I don't think so. His mad dog routine is way stupid.

So, stuff.

Kim hasn't seen his routine.  She's seen his mask and the mask's hidden "foam at the mouth" feature.  She and Bonnie alienated Ron enough that he stormed off after that.  He never showed his routine.

So now she's putting it down sight unseen.  She's beyond not sticking up for Ron, she's actively putting him down in ways she isn't even checking are accurate.

And that is where we close for today