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Thursday, May 12, 2016

The entire canonical Twilight Saga in four lines

[I'm surprised I haven't posted this here before.  Originally posted in multiple places, I don't remember which ones off the top of my head.]

Bella: What I want out of this relationship is to have sex and become a vampire.
Edward: Not gonna do it.
*Four Books*
Bella: I win.

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1 comment:

  1. And then in the sequel the meet up with the Wolves of Wall Street and dispense Jesus-style beatdowns... and also eat people... bad people... and probably have more awesome supernatural sex?

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