This is the kickstarter that got the book funded.
I know a kid, maybe two, who could use a copy. I might look into how to donate one to the local library, or a local school, but that still leaves me with a bunch I have no use for and I was hoping that I could sell them. The price of buying the book directly, not including shipping, is 20 USD (United States Dollars). I got it in bulk, thus didn't have to pay that much per unit, and was thinking that $15 would be a reasonable price.
If I understand media mail correctly, domestic shipping (to anywhere in the US) should be less than three dollars. (Though buying direct has a shipping price of $4, is there something they know that I don't?) International rates I do not yet understand, so if you're not in the US and want to buy a copy from me you'll either have to wait for me to figure it out or help me figure it out.
But, that's the gist of it. I've got these books, I want to sell them, I'm giving readers of Stealing Commas first crack at them.
To order, make a donation of appropriate amount ($15 for the book plus $3 for shipping is 18 which is, as I said, 75% of what you'd pay to buy direct) and attach a note to the donation saying you made the donation to purchase a copy of the book. (Without said note I might mistake it for an ordinary donation, though $18 is an irregular figure so maybe not.)
As always, the donate button is on the right side of the blog at the top.
Here are some pictures:
This is my copy of the book (you didn't honestly think I'd just give the ones I'm not selling to children, libraries, and schools, did you?) and it's already a bit dinged up. The book is white, not off-white. I had to darken it a little because the original version of the picture had the colors washed out a bit. I thought having the right color for the colors in the picture was more important than the plain background being just right.
Anyway, we can see some similarities to the song right there on the cover:
She never wore her socks, she had a pet snake
She bought a red guitar (and yes she did eat a whole cake)(but not in that image)
And they started up a band and the dragon played the bass.This is the back cover:
That is Gloria Chen Epstein Takahara de la Garza Champion beginning her epic quest to eat a whole cake.
If you look closely you can also see that the list price is indeed $20.00
Here are some inside pages where we see one of the various differences from the song:
Actually you can look online because the bee's origins are part of the free sample pages released before the book was ready for sale. But I'm trying to move merchandise here, buy the book.
At first I was disappointingly underwhelmed by the book. I wasn't sure what was wrong, but something wasn't right. Then I realized I was reading it with the wrong cadance. Rhythm matters so much in spoken word, and children's books are made to be read aloud. Once I read the book with the proper rythm ... it's fucking awesome.
So I do honestly recommend the book, even if you're not going to buy it from me.
But if you are, remember: donate button at the top left, $18 (15 for book, 3 for shipping), and make sure to tell me that the money is for the book. I'm pretty sure Paypal will automatically give me your address, but just in case, it couldn't hurt to include that too.
Oh, one last thing. Why does this book have a list price of $20 in the first place? It's hard cover which makes a lot of sense because it's a kids' book and thus needs all of the protection it can get.