A couple days ago Amazon told me about its top selling products in DVD, two stood out to me (mostly because I'd never even heard of the rest.) One was The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, which I have not seen but did follow Ana Mardoll's live sporking of, the other was Moneyball which I have seen.
I've been thinking of the two movies
ever since. Since I haven't actually seen Breaking Dawn, I could be
way off on all parts of this that relate to that.
Even though Moneyball doesn't pass the Bechdel test, even though it only has three female characters that I
remember and two of them were barely in it, even though it's pretty
much entirely about men working at a male team in a male league, I
think that it probably does somewhat better on the things it says
about female people.
Moneyball says that if you're a girl
you can play the guitar and do it well. Breaking Dawn says that if
you're a young woman you can get married (to someone who doesn't
respect you or your ability to make decisions for yourself, and your inlaws will push you around regarding the wedding) get pregnant, die in
childbirth, and be reincarnated as a stagnant being defined in large
part by a lack of goals or ambition. I can't speak for others, but
given those options I think I'd prefer the guitar.
It's not that there's anything wrong
with getting married and having a kid, and there's a decent chance
that the girl from Moneyball will do one or both of those things
later on, but while she's still a child she's managed to do something
Bella Swan and the ones who sparkle never really do: she's found
something that she cares about, something that she likes doing, and
she's doing it. She's playing a guitar.
It's such a small thing, but it makes a big difference to me. The movie was not, by any stretch of the imagination, about the girl. It was about her dad. Yet when she does step into the story we see her doing something for herself. When the two of them go out together it's guitar shopping because that's what she wants. She found something she likes and is doing it.
It's such a small thing, but it makes a big difference to me. The movie was not, by any stretch of the imagination, about the girl. It was about her dad. Yet when she does step into the story we see her doing something for herself. When the two of them go out together it's guitar shopping because that's what she wants. She found something she likes and is doing it.
Bella is not about to start doing that,
and I think that's a problem. I don't mean that Bella should go out
and form a musical group (Bella Swan and the Sparkles). I'm talking more along the lines of hobby and guitar certainly doesn't have to be her thing, but it would be nice if she had found
something. Anything. From what I personally know of Twilight, and what I've been told about it by others, we never see that. Instead someone with a lot of apathy flavored
only by large quantities of looking down at others joins a tribe,
and indeed species, whose defining characteristic seems to be that
they don't care except when it comes to noting their own superiority.
That's not a positive message in my opinion.
There's also a class divide in the two
movies. Twilight is about people who own their own island and have
privilege like you wouldn't believe. Moneyball is about people who
are struggling to cope with a lack of resources when surrounded by
and forced to compete with those who have so much more. It's also
about people who were passed over, looked down on, rejected and
discounted. Its about people who, within their field at least, have the
opposite of privilege.
Moneyball is based on a true story where
Twilight was imported from the Cthulhu Mythos.
And, breaking away from Breaking Dawn
here, Moneyball has really solidified in me my belief that
championships aren't that important. This definitely goes against a
lot of thinking in sports, but I find that for me who wins the last
game isn't so important.
There's a reason that it's the World
Series rather than the Championship Game. Deciding who
is the best team with one game would be silly. One game is a fluke.
In itself a game means nothing. You might as well decide the outcome
on a single inning for all of the sense it makes. You have to look
at things in aggregate to see which team is actually better, hence
the use of a series rather than a game. But at the same time, isn't
one series pretty damn small too, all things considered?
If a team were to win every single game
they played in until reaching the World Series, which they lost three
games to four, that would be the most amazing record in all of
baseball, it would be nearly impossibly good, but at the end of the
day the story would be about how they weren't the best after all, and
probably some narrative about how they choked when the stakes got
high.
That will almost certainly never
happen, where World Series wins come like clockwork. Barring labor
disputes or, I suppose, giant unprecedented catastrophe you can count
on a World Series wins happening at a rate of one every single
year. It's not rare, it's not all that special when you think about
it. Someone has to win. Even if every team in baseball were to
suck, someone has to win.
Yet that's where the focus lies. Four
to seven games at the end of the baseball season. When my dad found
out that I might be going to see Moneyball he pointed out that the
team in question didn't win. They lost. So what could they possibly
have accomplished? He repeated that reminder (Which bioled down to,
“They didn't win anything. They lost.”) on multiple occasions
even after I watched a movie about a season in which they didn't win
which pointed out rather clearly that they didn't win.
They didn't win in the end, and for
some people that's all that matters.
It's in the film itself. The main
character will claim that if they don't win everything then nothing
they did will matter, they will be discounted, they will be brushed
off, it will all be for nothing because the only thing that matters
is winning the last game. There is an attempt to convince him
otherwise, and the existence of the movie seems to indicate that his
fears of being totally dismissed were misplaced, but I don't think
there's much indication that he ever stopped thinking that it only
matters if you end up champion.
Personally I'm much more impressed with
the middle. There have been 107 World Series winners, in 93 more
years there will be 200. Should baseball endure this will continue
on for centuries like clockwork. The earth has made a circuit around
the sun; someone has won the World Series. How many times has there
been a 20 game winning streak? Can we predict when the next one will
happen? (No.)
That's more interesting to me. Not,
“We won that thing that's won once a year,” but, “We did that
impressive thing that hardly ever happens/has never happened before.”
The Oakland As were the first, and thus far only, team in the
American League to win twenty straight games. The record in all of
Major League Baseball is 21 (unless you put your fingers in your
ears, say, “I'm not listening,” and insist that there's no such
thing as tie game, in that case it's 26.) It's not something that
happens much, it is something that to my eyes is a lot more
impressive than doing that thing that's done every single year.
Anyway, Moneyball, I recommend it.
It's a good movie. Even if you know nothing about baseball.
I don't do sports unless I'm participating, which these days I don't. But I was rather struck by a fragment of a sentence:
ReplyDelete"a true story where Twilight was imported from the Cthulhu Mythos"
Picture it. A struggling author is having trouble getting her ideas onto the page. She pokes around her church basement looking for inspiration, voraciously reading all sorts of old religious instructional pamphlets and other improving works. Then she comes across that one that makes everything make sense: it's not about the sparkle, it's about the tentacles! She starts writing furiously, and millions take their first steps into a larger world...
So I've been thinking about this on and off all day. Do I leave it as it is, or do I add some much needed punctuation? I never fixed "respecting our deitary concerns" after Will Wildman pointed it out. I think I'm going to do the same thing here and leave it as is.
DeleteA true story where Twilight was imported from the Cthulhu Mythos is too interesting a mistake to correct.